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Inherently Flawed.

Matuu, Kenya
Joined August 2012
Hey Guys I started an online based bookstore @readfestbookstore on Instagram. Selling new and preowned books at an affordable rate of btn 300-1500 RT widely my client could be on your TL #IkoKaziKE #IkoKazi
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Alex Mwanzo spotted unwrapping his KC Ginger package somewhere in Imara Daima.
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You can never outmoney / outsmart bad governance. Nobody is above the program. This is what we have been saying but it seems like experience is the best teacher. Wachaneni na president anajenga Rironi-Mau Sumit. 🤷🏽‍♀️😩
I think H.E @WILLIAMSRUTO should read the riot act to the security chiefs still holding Lawyer ABSHIR ABDI. How can security organs snatch him from the street and hold him this long? Some of us rightly defend the record of this government and we proudly stand tall for the vision and ideas that drive it...AND WE WILL CONTINUE doing so. But somethings are PLAINLY STUPID FOR GOVERNMENT...When you have someone snatching a young lawyer from Mandera and holding him despite the orders from court that he released, what can you say? Let us assume ABSHIR was planning to overthrow the government of President Moi and install himself as President of Kenya. Thankfully, the treason failed. His attempt to take power has failed and no blood was shed. He was subsequently arrested for treason and planning to overthrow the legitimate government of Kenya...SO WHAT? Hundreds of Kenyans were tried for treason in the 1980s...it is a serious offence...but as a constitutional democracy we try serious offences in our courts. We are not a banana republic that snatches people from the streets and hold them in holes underground. Mr...President please order the idiots holding ABSHIR ADVOCATE to take him to court or release him immediately.
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There are thousands of people who need to be in place before the city awakens. Delivering milk and bread. Starting fires to cook. Fuelling vehicles. Hauling produce. Most of them emerge from the "bowels" of the city and live hand to mouth. The uncredited extras on a movie set.
In Nairobi, you will find people already rushing somewhere at 5am😭😭How are you late at 5 in the morning?😭😭😭
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Your Ugandan babe? I'm sorry to break it to you hao huuza 😂😂😂😂😂
My Ugandan babe has called it quits ....... Reasons she is not a sex machine and I don't text and respond on time .
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Serena the GOAT
🚨| WATCH: Serena Williams gave Speed a 6-0 HEAD START, meaning he only needed 2 more points to win but she went on to score 8 STRAIGHT POINTS without letting him score once 🤯😭🔥
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this is very important because theres a significant proportion of men that think they can beat her in a match
🚨| WATCH: Serena Williams gave Speed a 6-0 HEAD START, meaning he only needed 2 more points to win but she went on to score 8 STRAIGHT POINTS without letting him score once 🤯😭🔥
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Seems there's a problem with PAs all over huh? Another one defiled his boss' daughter when he was his PA. Oh wait, that was you!!
Former Deputy President Rigathi Gachagua admits that he stole Uhuru Kenyatta's money in a sack when he was his PA.
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Am surprised u guys never notice patterns, u thought people magically started praising KC in the last one week out of sheer of their goodness? It's an EABL campaign to counter what KWAL has released in the market, which as it seems by now, KWAL will eat into a large % of KC
Tunakunywa kc ginger daily , MTU anapost kuhusu KC ginger siku moja anajengwa goodies, Hao kc kubabazao na hizo matakataka za ndimu
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Hakuna. Zenyewe ndio zinategeneza asali
Hua Mna fanya nini mkiwa nanyuki? 😄
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Tunakunywa kc ginger daily , MTU anapost kuhusu KC ginger siku moja anajengwa goodies, Hao kc kubabazao na hizo matakataka za ndimu
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He has been mp for 5 years when there was CDF, and also 001 GVN for 10 years with a budget almost 100 billion. He is a blood CS now for 2 years. Kindly someone tag projects he did in Mombasa that have had long term impact to coastarians apart from baldness plastic surgery.
Waziri Ali Hassan Joho almost got emotional while explaining how Pwani region have benefited from President William Ruto's government after being marginalised for a very long time. Enyewe Usawa ni Sawa.
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Name 1 Kenyan artiste who has released more bangers than them this year
Wakadinali fell off massively. I am sorry to say this. Peak wakadinali can never be recreated. VOM,Ndani ya Cockpit 1, 2 &3 was massive. Walianza kunona na kuishi fiti wakaacha kututolea bangers. Comfort haikuangi kitu poa at times.
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*Girls only* iyyk😂😂😂😂 Mnakuanga na mambo huku
bila kunishoutia, and girls only, would you move your driver to your sq for your own convenience? he’s good with the dogs, runs errands, maintains good boundaries and lives nearby. what blind spots should i be on the lookout for? i wonna try and see if it will work
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I was in the same university class with Elsa Majimbo before she blew up That girl put in the work, she used to ask us (her classmates) to be in her videos. She might have used the same strategy and humor but mahn that girl DID NOT “destiny swap” She just expressed herself.
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Boeteng won the first duel against Messi then Messi said give me the ball again. That dribble was personal. 😭😭
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According to Somali Extremists, the reason Kenyans are becoming hostile to the Semi-Arabs is not because of these Barbaric acts of terrorism. NO. It's because we can't sleep with their women.
Seven dead after suspected Shabaab militants ambush group including construction workers building Mandera-Lafey Road, County Police Commander Robinson Ndiwa confirms.
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Ama Bukele akuje atusafishie Al Kebabs?
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What a man!
Nou kenbe pwomès nou… Nou detwi kay Lanmò San Jou ak katye jeneral gang 400 Mawozo a. Pifò ladan yo kouri ale san yo pa menm eseye goumen. Ala lach yo lach! 🥲
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Mnakuanga losers hadi kwa your imagination?
Co-parenting is fine yes,but why are you disrespecting the other partner ??why are you calling the baby daddy saa sita ati mnaongelea mtoto jamani??you see me,if I marry a man who puts up with such stupid things, I'll leave that marriage sharp.
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There’s never been a season where Harry Kane has been a better footballer than Messi EVER.
So according to fifa Messi was a better player compared to Harry Kane last season??
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