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btw I write a totally serious milkshake review blog
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I really want everyone to pivot back from video. I fucking hate video. Do not ever make me watch a video just to obtain information. Making me watch a video instead of giving me text I can read is an act of violence against me specifically. When will it end.
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I love when I tell people that Carly Rae Jepsen is one of my favorite artists because they’re all “oh you mean the girl who did Call Me Maybe?” Well yes! In the sense that Jesus is the guy who did the feeding of the five thousand
fondly remembering the time when I read gay Star Trek porn in the York Cathedral and made direct eye contact with a priest
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CDC: Wear a mask! Social Distance! Get the vaccine!
Me: absolutely!
CDC: don’t eat raw cookie dough
Me: I’ll see you in hell
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I suppose I will simply continue swinging from one cultural trauma to the next like a gibbon in a nightmare forest
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Hmm yes I’m fully aware that the gynecologist is about to look inside my body but I’ll continue hiding my bra and underwear under my folded jeans thank you





























