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Do you want to go to the #Padres Cubs playoff game on Wednesday night? This is me. I sit here dugout club section 4. Due to circumstances, I no longer have a date for the game and want to fix that. Are you:
1) Female or male
2) Single or married
3) Age 30-85
4) A sdsu fan
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Makes me laugh every time. Murph never shakes his players hands, so they just smack him.
These dudes are dragging their nuts all over this post season
If it weren’t for the Michael king game the brewers may have ran the table
Holy shit a World Series ass beating
The @padres were the only team who could hang with Milwaukee and morejon and miller blew games 1 & 2 👿👿
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Dominick Reyes goes OFF on "low IQ hater" Daniel Cormier after his win at UFC 333 😳
🗣️ Reyes: "Real talk, who actually likes hearing low iq hater ass DC? Sick of being the nice guy while these clowns flat out disrespect and marginalize what I've done in this sport. These so called "experts". And no Jon jones didn’t whoop all of us, he whooped you! Bad! Multiple times. Kid."
🗣️ DC: "Yo dom chill. I don’t call you kid negatively. I’ve only spoke truth to you. When you do some amazing shit like you did today I praise you. If you do something like the last fight with Johnny, I speak The Truth about that too. But these comments seem like you’ve been carrying something with you for a while. You can always talk to me. I’m not very hard to find."
Dildo Bagins retweeted
dating a 10 is strongly correlated with becoming an alcoholic. dude could have married an 8 and been a football star
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Due to the current events in Paris and the surrounding area, Fanatics has made the decision to postpone the opening of its Paris flagship store.
"We felt this was not the right time to launch and celebrate a new store and look forward to welcoming collectors soon when a new opening date is announced."
Fanatics Collectibles just confirmed they are opening a new store, and it's landing in Paris 👀
The company is opening its second global flagship store this October at Rue Saint-Lazare, following the massive success of its London location on Regent Street.
That first store welcomed in over a million visitors since opening in April 2025, with foot traffic hitting 20,000 people in a single week.
The new 5,500 square foot Paris store will carry that same scale of experience, stocking cards and memorabilia for PSG, UEFA Champions League, F1, the NBA, NFL and MLB, plus Disney, Marvel and Star Wars.
Dildo Bagins retweeted
Lmao fanatics is so loaded they are opening up stores in France?? Tf! Stop buying @topps ppl
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Bob Feller's fastball was measured at 98.6 mph in 1946 using a U.S. Army device designed to measure artillery shells.
There was no stadium radar gun and obviously no Statcast. The Army literally brought its equipment to Griffith Stadium to figure out how hard Feller was throwing.
Nearly 100 mph with 1940s measuring technology helps explain why hitters talked about his fastball like it was something from another category.
