Not good with sharp objects or children. Afraid of sharp children (They/Them)

The Shire
Joined August 2012
Daddy...
So...if I do really well on here I get to be President, yes?
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Someone at @Walmart knew exactly what they were doing... Well played...
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At least she didn't say that Trump had a secret plan to fight inflation... #IYKYK
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Sometimes static electricity just passes me the fuck off...
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Kind of surprised myself here... Wordle 1,948 2/6* ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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This is so distressing... He is a delight, and it hurts my heart to know he is suffering... With every ounce of my being I wish him well. I pray the joy he gives us returns to him tenfold and he knows how much he is loved. @ReadingRainbow
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I want a bucket hat... It's on my bucket list.
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Socks are just sweaters for your feet.
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Apparently, not on an @LIRR train at all... I'm in a time machine... Anyone see the Doctor???
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Usually, at Comic Con, you ask people if you can take their picture. This kid asked us if we wanted to take his pic... so of course, we did. Because he is living his best life... #NYCC20 #NYCC
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Absolutely thrilled to have met the talented and lovely @kimjoyskitchen at NY Comic Con today! Had a lovely conversation and picked up one of her books... she even inscribed it, including to my cat. We shared pics of our cats and had a really great meet up! @BritishBakeOff
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So, off in a little corner of the show floor, there is a small stand selling Jamaican beef patties. 3 choices, beef, chicken and oxtail. I had the oxtail yesterday, and all I could think about was coming back today and buying TWO. @NYComicConRP #NYCC
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At the Apple Cider/Apple Cider Donut stand at Comic Con; "Do you take Apple pay?" They kind of have to, right? @NYComicConRP
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So, do I look at the map and plan my navigation of the show floor or walk around aimlessly, no plan, possibly walking in circles? I'll take the second option... #NYCC
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Made it to Comic Con... Happy 20th @NY_Comic_Con
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The grief the Lowe family must be experiencing is unimaginable... My heart breaks for them and any family that has to endure the loss of a child for whatever reason. We, as a country, fall woefully short on mental health treatment options, especially for children.
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I just ordered a @PlushieDreadful You know... For my mental health... Running low on that these days...
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We want to extend our heartfelt thanks to the thousands of people who participated in our annual Tunnel to Towers 5K Run & Walk NYC this year. This event retraces the final footsteps of FDNY Firefighter Stephen Siller through the Brooklyn Battery Tunnel to the Twin Towers. It pays homage to the first responders and civilians who lost their lives on September 11, 2001, and the thousands lost in the years since from 9/11-related illness and the Global War on Terror. We commemorate their bravery, uphold their legacy, and reaffirm our unwavering commitment to their memory. Your support and participation are consequential to carrying on our mission to Never Forget. @stoolpresidente @GuyFieri @GuysFoundation
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The Daily Show Couch retweeted
Tunnel to Towers 5K Run & Walk draws over 40,000 participants for sold-out event despite nor'easter trib.al/B23UkFl
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Nothing to see here... Just two birds waiting for a downtown train...
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