"Hi, may i use your artwork as a profile picture on discord?" -> yis alienunicornemoji.straw.page
"More dirk funnfacts?" -> many close minded people miss this fact while reading homestuck due to it being in the subtext but dirk is a transsexual man alienunicornemoji.straw.page
I think its amazing that dave is a top and dirk is a bottom canonly thats great that they match so well and dave has a big dick and dirk fat pussy too whoa send tweet
"how to become friends ?" -> im no fun at all okay just enjoy my stupid art pls alienunicornemoji.straw.page
Ugh kinda poo my heart is still beating fast from the update it's like ekkkkkk dirk is so important always to everyone ekkk
"Are mew a proshipper" -> who are mew alienunicornemoji.straw.page
"we actually condone and encourage td thought dumps here :3" -> i appriciate some wanting to see me as more human but really putting anything about dirk into words stresses me out BAD cuz what if i dont explain it correctly and ppl misunderstand id DIE alienunicornemoji.straw.page
You won anon you got me sperging out about dirk on here dont you know im trying to keep quiet about all my thoughts? Its too much
"how much would dirk weigh" -> OKAY wait let me think so obviously that would depend on his height which idk like 170cm? ill talk in bmi i feel like he would be like slightly underweight so bmi 17 and have like very low fat % and look extra boney due to it alienunicornemoji.straw.page
















