Spurs and Lightning McQueen. Satire. Holds enormous ball knowledge. Keralite fortuna fortiter favet

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Joined November 2015
Hey guys, Sorry if I've been very inactive the past few months. You might have noticed my account has slowed down a lot recently. Just losing interest on this app, mainly due to the people. Will stick around but I don't think I'll be as active as I used to be. Love y'all.
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Notice how our lads didn't say shit lmfao they're begging it,bit's a one way rivalry go chat to Fulham @ChelseaFC 😭😭
Not a single bit of respect😭😭😭😭
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Stamford Bridge is falling down falling down falling down Stamford Bridge is falling down My Cole Palmer 🎶
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Palestra btw, I can't believe I backed this guy before his move to Chelsea. He's hot ass
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First time in a while where we've had a good TEAM performance in a big game, like genuine years especially against rivals. Like against these teams we'd usually have 1-2 players that played well and we lose but everyone put a shift in today. COYS
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Idk if it's a hot take but Kudus is my MOTM
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So who's going to post the "training ground" post on IG?
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Gallaschlawg actually changed the game I've seen it all
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What a tryhard
tonali and fernandes start. maddison also! #CHETOT
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Kinsky scammed his way into the starting XI man
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A moment of joy for the children of Gaza as they watch movies from Ireland.
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Bentancur got us that draw if you deep it
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RDZ gotta go solely for the reason of wasting a talent like Fernandes on the bench
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Ts Solanke guy keeps posting himself as Naruto when he's Megumi at best
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It's with a heavy heart I've decided to get a new wallet today
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People need to calm down with his return though and have very low expectations of him, he might not be pleasant to watch at first
On Kulu I hear he is training very well and if no complications he could be in a squad very soon after the international break 🙏🏻
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Forgot what my own ass looks like, haven't seen it in a while.
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3-0 up at half time 😂😂😂🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪
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Wow! Only one player in this tweet has at least 3 points this season. Can you guess who?
Most successful dribbles per 90 in the Premier League this season: ⚪️ 4.3 - Savio ⚪️ 3.0 - Omar Marmoush 🟣 2.8 - Nicolas Jackson ⚪️ 2.5 - Mathys Tel ⚪️ 2.5 - Mohammed Kudus Tottenham have four of the five highest-ranked players for successful dribbles per 90 this season. ⚡️
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Never clocked it until now but he tweets very similarly to Inverthewing it's kinda scary
At college, we had to pick a few people that inspired us the most. @geordiejosh was one of my choices. Why? 👇 - Talented - Built himself a big platform through hard-work - Decent guy - Sticks to being his unique self Trolls hate anybody that does well or is different.
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