Infosec geek, all views expressed are my own, all anecdotes fiction and any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental. Chaotic good. He/him

Scotland
Joined April 2009
Just spent 30 minutes scrolling on here and feel the worse for it, see you in six months….
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I didn’t have @Morrisons trying to sell me weight loss injections on my bingo card for today, but here we are. They’ll sell you a chocolate cake and injections that’ll suppress your desire to eat it. It feels a little predatory and very triggering for some. Do better!
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David🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🕊️ retweeted
Story time...
they fired me for no reason, it was never abount bounties.
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David🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🕊️ retweeted
We're thrilled to share that @intigriti is a Gold sponsor for Hack Glasgow 2026! Intigriti specialise in crowdsourced security solutions, empowering talented researchers to find vulnerabilities and direct their discoveries to the right people, and supporting organisations [...]
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David🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🕊️ retweeted
Time for another speaker announcement! We're so happy to share that @gabsmashh is coming to Hack Glasgow to present 'Redlining the SOC: The Need for Speed in Cyber Defense'! With modern attacks becoming ever faster, Gabrielle will be exploring how a SOC can operate at [...]
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David🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🕊️ retweeted
Deciding where to spend your marketing budget for 2026? We'd love you to consider Hack Glasgow! hackglasgow.live/sponsor
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David🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🕊️ retweeted
We released our tickets two weeks ago and are stunned at how many have already sold — thank you all! In case you were looking to pick up a ticket but missed our initial announcement, here's the link you need: tickets.hackglasgow.live/ #HackGlasgow2026
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Friends don’t let friends fortinet.
Fortinet CVE-2026-24858.. is this even real life anymore? ”An attacker’s valid FortiCloud session, tied to their own device, gets accepted as legitimate for other users’ devices.”
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David🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🕊️ retweeted
Absolutely blown away by the generosity of individuals within the community. Your donation is very much appreciated but absolutely wasn't expected. <3
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David🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🕊️ retweeted
The fact that you can just plug sensors into the VGA port of an old laptop and get data out is crazy to me. It’s always fun finding GPIO in strange places.
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David🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🕊️ retweeted
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
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David🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🕊️ retweeted
The maintainer of libxml2 put it very well
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David🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🕊️ retweeted
Woah - this is huge. F5 says government hackers had ‘long-term’ access to its systems, stole code and customer data Breach impacts BIG-IP dev environment and knowledge management systems. Here's what we know:
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David🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🕊️ retweeted
Hey @JohannaBaxter, please respond to your constituents. My email, that received no reply, I sent you is about to be the same age as my son.
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David🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🕊️ retweeted
Tickets for #HackGlasgow2026... coming in 2 days time (Friday 19th at 09:00 BST)! tickets.hackglasgow.live
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David🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🕊️ retweeted
Just 3 days to go until #HackGlasgow2026 tickets are available (Friday 19th at 09:00 BST). Are you excited yet? tickets.hackglasgow.live
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David🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🕊️ retweeted
We're thrilled to announce our Keynote speaker for BSides Newcastle - @tautology.uk Strap in for the journey "From Sputnik to James Webb: satellite comms (and security?). Ready to join the mission? Launch sequence begins here eventbrite.co.uk/e/bsidesncl… #bsides #InfosecCommunity
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David🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🕊️ retweeted
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What a novel idea!
vibe coders have slowly discovered "coding" and “using expert senior human devs” 🤣
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