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Live in Phoenix, AZ 🏜️ Born in Hollywood, CA 🎂 Virgo ♍ Mexican 🇲🇽 2x Beer Pong Champion 🏆 Beer Olympic Gold Medalist 🥇

Up Your Butt Around The Corner
Joined November 2010
What you see vs What I see
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Had motivation but then it went away
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"You're so quiet" Thanks, I'm on do not disturb. 😐
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I'd be such a good peasant, I fucking love soup and bread 🍲🍞
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The struggle is real as fuck!
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I still don't know how 1 hour made it go from dark at 9pm to dark at 5pm. Somebody is lying 👀🤥
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Can y'all just post your therapist's advice so I don't have to go?
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Imagine in the 1700s riding 3 days to see them and there's another horse outside. 🐎🏇🏽🤦🏽‍♂️
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I don't care how old I am, if I see a bubble wrap I'm popping it. 🫧🧻😂
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Me thinking I look super approachable, but then my face just looks like this:
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I'll take forever to leave but I'll never come back. 😒
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May we choose a future where kindness, dignity, and humanity still matter. 😌
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Me waiting for the phone to stop ringing so I can text you and ask you what you want.
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Why be difficult if you can be impossible? 😈
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I hope you win all the silent battles no one else knows about. ❤️
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Immune System: *heats up the body to kill viruses* Me: *takes pills to calm the heat* Immune System:
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My morning routine includes a few minutes of me sitting on my bed and thinking of how tired I am. 🫩
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They be like "gimme a kiss" Girl I will give you a son or daughter. 😏
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At a very "tired by 8 pm" stage of my life. 🥱
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