CEO of #NeverStopNotGivingUp. Ex-EPL footballer. Played for 20+ clubs. Motivational speaker. Pundit. Motoring journalist. Head coach @StreathamRovers.
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Copies of my autobiography GOLDEN EGGS are still available and taking up space in the spare room. Perfect christmas gift for a football fan or even a businessman or entrepreneur. teapawt.org/StreathamRovers/status…
Got a special treat for you here. As some of you will know, the gaffa @TaffGoose is re-publishing a fully revised edition of his self-published autobiography Golden Eggs: My Struggle To Rationalise Non-League Football and here we have an exclusive sample chapter! #UpTheGreyhounds
Really makes you proud to get some recognition from the BBC 💪💪💪💪💪 Just goes to show if you #NeverStopNotGivingUp you can achieve anything. Not just in football but also in life, but also in sport. #AchieveAnything
We are absolutely delighted to reveal that a photograph in this BBC News article about the horrific working conditions inside Cambodian football shirt factories appears to show our 2026/27 home shirt. The jerseys will be available for pre-order very soon. #SRFC #UpTheGreyhounds
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Our special Drugs Awareness & World Cup Month (Combined) month continues with NEW mascot Austin The Aubergine explaining about the dangers of drug abuse.
Please show this to your children. If you don't have any, just show it to some random children.
Together we can beat drugs.
I bet Idiotfantino is rubbing his hands with glee at this. Just as he had planned. There's only one sensible response : intensive altitude training twice a week for ALL boys starting at age 4. It's the only way. Wipe that smile off Platini's face. Blatter too if he's still there.
I once saw a lunatic with a samurai sword go berserk in a branch of Lunn Poly. Chopped a guide dog almost in half. The owner was devastated when I told him exactly what had happened. That's why I support a total social media ban for under 16's 👍
I'm willing to head this investigation @DPRKinUK I am a fully experienced youth futsal coach and have an honorary degree in motivation
South Korea President Lee Jae Myung has ordered a government investigation into the national team's group-stage exit from the 2026 World Cup, saying he was "utterly baffled" by the result and questioning whether "competence" had been prioritised in appointing head coach Hong Myung-bo.
Hong announced his resignation on Sunday, saying he was "stepping down" and taking "all the responsibility" for South Korea's elimination after the team finished with one win and two losses in Group A.
Source: NYT
You wouldn't let a dog suffer like how Pickles the dog must be suffering spinning in his grave at the lack of daytime World Cup games today
Just applauded so much I nearly dropped my phone down the toilet. What a genuine #ATouchOfClass 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏
🏆 Referee announced for 2026 #SuperCup!
We're pleased to share that Somali referee Omar Artan will officiate the highly anticipated match between PSG and Aston Villa in Salzburg.
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I don’t know who this bloke is, but he looks like he’s stepped straight out of a different era.
The tracksuit. The absence of tie. The moustache. The confidence.
A proper throwback to an England that valued character, individuality and a bit of class. 👏👍✊🇬🇧👌❤️🙏
Love this photo. In my futsal sessions I play a different boy 1v1 every week. Me and my opponent stand for the #ChampionsLeague anthem before the match. It teaches them #respect - for their opponent but most importantly for themselves too. Then we go at it. Mano a mano 💪💪💪💪💪
Great brand synergy 💪 💪 💪 💪 💪 💪 💪 💪 💪 #MondayMotivation
You wouldn't let a dog suffer like Southampton are suffering right now. Matt Le Tissier must be turning in his grave.
Liam Rosenior's reign at Chelsea has been like a dog with terminal cancer that's been in a serious traffic accident (not the driver's fault). You simply wouldn't let a dog suffer like that.
Can't sit down and enjoy a Japanese international football performance without thinking about what they did to the British POW's during the war. You wouldn't force a dog to build a railway like that.
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During tomorrow's league game we will be partnering with the Campaign Against Social Media Abuse & Cyberbullying to raise awareness by playing with a special one-off match ball that features just two of the many insults we have received on social media. #LetsStopTheOnlineHate
