Former Indoor Gardener. Villan & a Villain. Henry Hooverist. Enjoys Creativity & Wondering: What's in the Box? Schrödinger's Twat. Time is a Social Cuntstruct.

Ireland, Limbo City
Joined January 2017
Playing Sniper Elite. Asked AI about a glitch. Got into discussion about AI pandering vs saying "it doesn't know", the slippery slope of evolutionary algorithms, AI training AI, etc Was having an existential crisis & forgot about the game until it dropped this last paragraph 🤣
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Replying to @ManUtd
We would like to play a match against you, please. 🙏🇸🇲
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MadVillan retweeted
Nahh this can’t go unchecked. You fiddled the books and took captain after captain after captain off us. Go fuck yourselves, respectfully.
Are Villa fans that thick that they don’t realise City are fighting the fight for the likes of them aswell ? Thick bastards
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When Utd fans & pundits say shit like "Playing at a club of Man Utd's size comes with extra pressure", is that because the match going fans will shout abuse at you while walking with your daughter? That "extra pressure" is not something to be proud of. Toxic FC
Youri Tielemans was called villa reject after leaving Old Trafford! #avfc
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With Pep Guardiola gone, Unai Emery is now the best manager in the Premier League. He’s a coach, pure and simple. He lifts the sum of the team’s parts. At his core, he’s someone who will maximise players’ talents if they are willing to give themselves to him. Four years into his time at Villa, the win over City was his team at its most enthralling. 📝 @J_Tanswell 🔗 nytimes.com/athletic/7720174…
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MadVillan retweeted
Arteta when he looks at the photos his analysts have given him
🚨 Mikel Arteta: “I'm going to put sensors on the touchline! There are managers that have the record in the league, 36 times in 10 minutes, leave the touchline… and no yellows”. “So I'm clipping ALL of that. So I have a massive storage of images now”.
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Man Utd are genuinely terrible. There is legitimately not one player in that Utd squad who'd get anywhere near the current Aston Villa starting 11. Carrick is obviously not a good manager, but these players are just shocking. Comically bad. The whole club is a mess.
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Spurs playing better than Chelsea btw. Not a great game tho
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MadVillan retweeted
Enjoyed that one!!🥰
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Matty Cash was incredible today and his post match interview is great too. Speaking on Unai: "He's just a tactical genius really" Speaking on Suzuki: "When he arrived in that first session, I thought we'd signed a midfielder" #avfc
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What an incredible win. Every player to a man. And another Unai masterclass! All 3 stands of Villa Park too - exceptional! UTFV! #avfc
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Dear Football, You're welcome. Sincerely, Aston Villa. #avfc
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Madjo makes Haaland look tiny #avfc
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Mbaye × Jackson!!!!! Get in! UTFV
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What a start! Playing towards the Holte first half. Haven't given City a second to breathe. Best atmosphere this season too. Keep it up! UTFV #avfc
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Yes!!!!! Jackson!! What a start! #avfc
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Maatsen 🤩 Thank FK! Lovely lineup. Decent bench too. Not expecting much against this geared up/illegally formed city side. I would love it if we beat the filthy cheat. UTFV #avfc
Your Villa XI to face Man City 🔒 #AVLMCI
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I think now is a good time to remind anyone who forgot, Michael Carrick was nominated for Premier League manager of the year last season and Unai Emery wasn't. #avfc
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Glad I didn't # MUFC on this post. Can't be listening to confused Utd fans who all tried to defend the nomination based on 18 games of post-Amorim 'new manager bounce' (with no Europe). All of them now saying they want Unai.. The irony..
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Dominant half. Such a good performance. Interesting to see Gomes go into midfield when we have the ball and becoming a RB in a back 4 when we don't have the ball. Incredibly fluid formation and working wonders. UTFV #avfc
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2 penalties in 2 UCL games. No pen in the Prem since 2025. #avfc
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Buendia HOW have you missed that?? 🤣
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