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Eric Schmidt@TalkingSchmidt12 Oct 2020

You guys would not believe the roller coaster of emotions I’ve been through

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Eric Schmidt@TalkingSchmidt17h

Like most New Yorkers, he likes Mamdani and AOC

Trump: I don’t mind AOC that much. I don’t know why.

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Eric Schmidt@TalkingSchmidt20h

I love New York. Where else can you go to a Costco?

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Eric Schmidt@TalkingSchmidt22h

Schumer and Pelosi will probably condemn Obama’s Cheesecake Factory rhetoric

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Eric Schmidt@TalkingSchmidtOct 25

NATHAN: Do you understand why this is funny? ELIZABETH: Because one guy keeps trying to come up with good car ideas and the other guy keep farting

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Eric Schmidt@TalkingSchmidtOct 25

Facebook boomers are gonna be pissed about Obama’s Cheesecake Factory line when they hear about it in 2 weeks

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Eric Schmidt@TalkingSchmidtOct 25

Just voted for write-in candidate “Cheesecake Factory”

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Eric Schmidt@TalkingSchmidtOct 25

People defending Cheesecake Factory

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Eric Schmidt@TalkingSchmidtOct 25

The girl who played Stacy is now older than the woman who played Stacy’s mom was when this video was made

music archive 💿@rayofmusicxOct 24

fountains of wayne - stacy’s mom 2003

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Eric Schmidt@TalkingSchmidtOct 25

The people who claimed “comedy is back” are now offended by a joke about the Cheesecake Factory

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Eric Schmidt@TalkingSchmidtOct 24

We are in the Dolan Curse Era

Desus MF Nice💯

@desusniceOct 24

knicks never winning again in order to raise the value of the championship. I respect it

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Eric Schmidt@TalkingSchmidtOct 23

Hussein

sarah@_____feifeiOct 22

Why do people say Jesus H Christ. What does it stand for. What is his middle name

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Eric Schmidt@TalkingSchmidtOct 22

The MTA discontinued the Metrocard on December 31st 2025. The MTA, today:

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Eric Schmidt@TalkingSchmidtOct 22

Even Amish people have bumper stickers

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Eric Schmidt@TalkingSchmidtOct 22

NATHAN: Do you understand why this is funny? ELIZABETH: Because the knight who says “ni” is really tall

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Eric Schmidt@TalkingSchmidtOct 21

Also make the JFK AirTrain free or included with a subway entry

@sam_d_1995Oct 21

if Zohran can extend the N/W to LaGuardia he should become mayor for life

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Eric Schmidt@TalkingSchmidtOct 21

You’re a fool for supporting the Republicans after 1961

@brianeskowOct 20

Am I a fool for supporting the Republicans in the midterms?

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Eric Schmidt@TalkingSchmidtOct 21

The Google AI overview nailed it

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Eric Schmidt@TalkingSchmidtOct 17

Abbott and Costello about to blow your mind

redacted@aquariusdaysOct 17

if i smoke before the new nathan fielder movie am i gonna get scared

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Eric Schmidt@TalkingSchmidtOct 17

You Can See Everything crashed Letterboxd

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Eric Schmidt@TalkingSchmidtOct 17

Certified FREAKS

@GothamistOct 16

Deer are all over New Jersey roads looking for sex, state officials warn gothamist.com/news/deer-are-…

Deer are all over New Jersey roads looking for sex, state officials warn

Mid-October through mid-December is deer mating season, which can be a danger to drivers as the sex-seeking creatures cross roadways throughout the Garden State.

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