🌞 Tanned Philosophy ⚡️⚔️

Aesthetics is power

Visions of Atlantis

What a wonderful world

Counterpoint:

Stand for something even if you stand alone

David Lynch had great taste

Be a man: smack some ass and rip your problems to shreds

Do you see how good it all is, anon?

“They murdered thousands of hard-working employees and wiped out decent jobs is what they did! A bunch of terrorists, all hopped up on ancient Jedi malarkey. Vader is a strong leader who upholds order in the galaxy, and in this house, he’s a hero! End of story!”

If you start something, be sure to finish it

AFFIRM: I am the emperor of my existence, creating as I speak and unleashing my maximum potential with every new opportunity I conquer

Fren says Happy Sunday and blesses you

You must imagine yourself winning

*Maximum jiggle applied* “More jiggle!” *Error* “More jiggle!” *Error* “More!” *Error* “More! If I dream it then I’ll see it, bucko.”

How I’ll be moving this winter

A fine place to sun my balls

I would commit heinous war crimes for this

This is the type of vibe I’ve been on lately

Tough times call for tough attire

Always keep a good attitude

Bring back the long overcoat