New York, USA
Joined April 2016
If y’all can reply “god damn it” or “I knew it” or “you always do this” I’d really appreciate it
Replying to @SwiftOnSecurity
Turning back, you glance at the corporate messaging and information screens present in every quartile of every floor. It was showing an ad — drone footage flying over a crop of next-generation molecular factories. That was the trillion-dollar technology. It was rows of corn.
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Every few days, imposter syndrome hits me about some cybersecurity thing or another. Then I remember Rudy Giuliani exists and I feel much better about myself
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Fun fact: If you look closely at the stickers they put on supermarket apples, each one says “We take your privacy seriously,” and if you didn’t know that it’s because nobody reads those either.
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Patrol robot ARD07 came across glass littering atrium 7. Scanning surrounding areas and finding no intrusion, it tagged the report for cleanup. Sweeper YUE01 arrived and began cleaning, bumping into something. “Oh, excuse me sir,” it pleaded, as mirror shards jostled off a face.
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Hardseals disengaged, the rescue crew opened dKinar’s hatch. Pulling torches and peering in, a calendar full of Xs floated, weightless. Eni grabbed it, flipping to the last page marked with red. “August 8th...that’s tomorrow.” Sara grasped, flipping it over. “Tomorrow last year.”
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Something inside the restaurant stopped Rai in his tracks. “You can see it,” an unprompted question from a doorman, “the ultraviolet.” “Yes,” Rai said, as the woman’s skin flushed and rippled like a cuttlefish. “Ocular replacement, RP series? They always stop. It never works.”
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How many NYT subscriptions does this guy have
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No don’t worry this is not because of some horrible secret coming out. Just personal focus. Running SwiftOnSecurity consumes every part of me as a person. There’s nothing left for me some times. Have a good holidays.
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To focus on myself and career, SwiftOnSecurity will be on hiatus for an unknown period of time. It may periodically be updated regarding the status of open source projects. DecentSecurity will still be maintained but the Patreon will be suspended. Thank you all for your support.
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I want to emphasize this: Roy Moore is quantifiably a horrific human being, even before any of this kiddie stuff came out. xitter.cf/chrislhayes/status/937…
Roy Moore was a uniquely unqualified and unfit senate candidate *before* being credibly accused of sexually assaulting multiple teenage girls.
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Remember kids, real scholars are making a pittance, and Tom Friedman is handsomely compensated for furthering a lucrative agenda and getting clicks. Intellectual honesty counts for very little in this world.
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“lol I binged Netflix for 12 hours” “ugh 3 hours of Ryan Gossling is too much” Screw you
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But that’s also a blessing in a way: I have to give advice that has no collateral business consequences. Which people very much enjoy.
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If I had to actually formally implement and document and cross-train stuff like people think, I’d be far less impressive at all levels
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That’s how I give the illusion I’m some master of of my domain or accomplished: Nobody says no. But at the same time, it’s just me doing it.
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I mean, I still utterly conquer official projects, but I have incredible leeway outside of that to do whatever I feel like that day.
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