I am Tony’s wife and I am sending a message on his Twitter page. It is with my deepest regrets to let you know that Tony passed away 8/6/2025 here at home by my side. He loved this site and loved making everyone laugh. I am so lost without him and life won’t ever be the same.

My cat has been looking up at the corner of the ceiling and hissing at it for the past 45 minutes in other news I just put my house up for sale.

Febreze, because everyones bathroom should smell like an ocean breeze and shit.

My home security system is just a copy of my credit report taped to my front door.

If I knew the highlight of my day was buying bird seed and Metamucil I would have chucked myself off a bridge years ago.

There’s no better feeling than sliding into a freshly made bed with clean sheets.

Hey people .... just letting you know wearing deodorant is still in style.