"Hello Hollywood? I know you're dying to read my scripts. So I'll swing by for lunch and... Hello? Are you still there? I can hear you breathing. Hello? Hello?"

Between Heaven and Earth
Joined April 2022
If I haven't told you lately, thank you for your pity likes. You people. Your impeccable manners are only surpassed by the boundless sympathy you bestow upon my humble tweets. But just so you know, I do accept flowers.
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Dear Cell Phone: I have you on a leash, not the other way around. Dear Tea Rose: Wanna a bet?
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In this age of personal branding for whatever work you do, what would be your tagline? Do we all need taglines?
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If you really want to brand yourself and assure people remember your name, speak for yourself in the third person. Let everyone else blur together by calling themselves "I." A reality show contestant did exactly that. I didn't listen to what he said, but I do remember his name.
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Tweet something by speaking of yourself in the third person. Tea Rose says it will give people a jolt and they'll check your name + picture, then read your tweet twice.
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I'll read it to them. Would I at least get a nomination for that?
There should be an academy award for getting people to read your script to begin with. It's the thing that Hollywood people least want to do.
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TeaRoseKent retweeted
This is good
我他妈真的被笑死😂
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It’s a beautiful afternoon in Trinity, NL. #ShareYourWeather #Newfoundland
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Who else can't wait?
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Two cats in one? Siamese twins? Great pic, but his tail is a question mark. I do have another question: Shouldn't that tail be out?
I like black and white, you like black white, we like black and white, run run away lalalala #Slade #Cat
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Ladies - I don't want to ask this, but my fingers insist on typing it: What's the profile of a social media stalker? Put another way, have you ever blocked someone for specific or repetitive actions, replies, tweets, pictures? Or just had a feeling in your gut something was off?
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An American girl said Remember when Obama was president for 8 years and you slept through the night and never worried about anything really and everything was affordable, and you didn’t have to sell your soul to get gas, and there wasn’t poop in the lettuce or glass in the bread, and gay people were safe and women could go to the doctor and there weren’t militias of masked men kidnapping people… Life used to be NORMAL, do not forget that!
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I admire the inventors of such products. I gaze at them and wonder, where do their ideas come from? Do they make prototypes in their kitchens? And do I need yet another doodad in my uneventful life?
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Writers have suspicious minds. Were we born that way? Maybe we were once gullible, then ran into so many tricksters on our life's path, we learned to size people up, checking for any hint of deception, evil and pending disaster. Maybe writers should be called truth seekers.
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I like people on twitter who wish us a happy day, often with a picture of flowers or cats. They must be nice. Or maybe... Are they about to ask for a favor? Do they want to hold us hostage? Drug and drag us to a secluded cave? Force us to read their scripts or books? Run!
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Screenwriters: I'm a Billy Wilder fan, but I question his 80/20 rule. Is it possible one person, the screenwriter, does 80% of the work for a film, then hundreds of others deliver 20% of the work? I honestly thought the percentages would be in the reverse. Your thoughts?
Billy Wilder: "Eighty percent of a [motion] picture is writing, the other twenty percent is the execution." #screenwriting
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“The only rule of the journey is: do not return the same way you left. Return different.” — Anne Carson
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They're baaaaack! I'm thrilled. Are you thrilled?
🧟‍♂️ THRILLER takes over Times Square! 🎃 Michael Jackson’s iconic dance comes alive in New York City with Thriller NYC! Great seeing Zombie Papas, Todd, Jorge, and my good friend Viviana, who performs in this amazing flash mob every year! 🧟🧟‍♀️🧟‍♂️
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TeaRoseKent retweeted
What type of tweet do you enjoy the most?
55%Makes me think.
20%Makes me feel.
20%Makes me retweet.
5%Makes me follow.
20 votes • Final results
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I don't fish for followers. Let 'em swim where they may. I don't care about hooking anyone with wit, charm or insight. I tweet only for my selfish, egoistic self. Hey, who's up for fish tacos? Come on over to my house!
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You people are bananas. Just when I thought my fish tweet was too ridiculous for human consumption, you've proved my saying that the "stupiderer, the betterer." I was even offered salsa for the fish tacos by @KristinaKing121. The GIF is in honor of @SavageKairn, Queen of GIFs.
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What type of tweet do you enjoy the most?
55%Makes me think.
20%Makes me feel.
20%Makes me retweet.
5%Makes me follow.
20 votes • Final results
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