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Computer scientist, mathematician, cattle rancher, robot builder, photographer, Jeeper.

Mabank, TX
Joined April 2009
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Michael Mauldin retweeted
Once in a while SNL makes me LOL for real. And this one made me laugh. Well, it was a chuckle.
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Ok this is hilarious! I got this emailed to me anonymously (I think someone’s bot sent it) and I was on the floor laughing.
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Michael Mauldin retweeted
Do you know who's registered at your address? You might be surprised. Find out with Scan. Check. Protect.

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Michael Mauldin retweeted
I asked 50 Japanese people, ages 9 to 91, one question. "What do you admire most about Americans?" Here are the top answers. 10. "They clap when the plane lands." (Office worker, 34) 9. "They say 'I love you' every time they hang up the phone. Even men. Even to other men." (Taxi driver, 61) 8. "A stranger told me she liked my shoes. Then she just walked away. She didn't want anything." (High school girl, 16) 7. "They thank the bus driver when they get off." (Bus driver, 55. He got emotional saying this.) 6. "They tell you their whole life story in the grocery line. I know about one man's divorce, his boat, and his knee surgery. We knew each other for four minutes." (My mother, 64) 5. "They stand for the anthem at a children's baseball game." (Little League coach, 47) 4. "When they lose, they shake hands and say 'good game.' And they mean it." (Sota, 12) 3. "They fly the flag on a regular Tuesday. No holiday. Just because." (Nurse, 28) 2. "They help a stranger push a car out of the snow, then leave without saying their name." (My cousin's husband, 52, who got stuck in Colorado once) And the number one answer came from the oldest person I asked. My grandfather. He's 91. He thought about it for a long time. Then he said: "They still believe tomorrow will be better than today." I asked him what he meant. "In 1946, we had nothing," he said. "The American soldiers I met were young and far from home. But they acted like the future was coming, and it was going to be good. After a while, we started to believe them." I asked him if he thought Americans still believe that. He nodded slowly. "Tell them," he said, "not to stop."
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Michael Mauldin retweeted
Hilarious. But, of course, on the nose.
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JD Vance said Texas is not becoming California, and the men at the Alamo did not die so Texas could become Sacramento.
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Michael Mauldin retweeted
Too many people on both sides are out there worried about the cost of gas and not enough worried about the cost of freedom. That’s what we need to work on.
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Michael Mauldin retweeted
Unbelievable. Even the New York Times is reporting this. Mary Peltola's team combed Alaska's voter rolls for every man named Dan Sullivan, then recruited one to run to confuse voters. Senior Democratic Senate campaign officials in Washington were in on it. Two terms in Congress. Zero bills signed into law. But she found time to hunt down every Dan Sullivan in Alaska. Control of the Senate goes through Alaska. Let's elect the REAL Dan Sullivan.
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Michael Mauldin retweeted
best use of AI I've seen this year
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My thoughts of late have returned to this amazing scene by @WilliamShatner, made decades ago. As a young person, I found it tremendously inspiring. A code to live by. But it didn’t play out quite like we expected. The “fantastically advanced” life that we actually ended up encountering is right here, on Earth. All around us now. The key issue of our time is becoming this: Not everyone signed up for this mission, or the risk. And what we do about that, ultimately, is where the debate about AI will end up.
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Michael Mauldin retweeted
Spectacular. And so on point.
Trump: "Barack Hussein Obama would fly to Hawaii, play a round of golf, shoot about 125, and then he'd fly back and have a news conference on the carbon footprint."
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Michael Mauldin retweeted
America innovates 🇺🇸 Europe regulates 🇪🇺 Made in 46 hours by 135 agents. 8,624,565,970 tokens · 910 images · 261 clips
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Michael Mauldin retweeted
🇺🇸💪💪💪
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Michael Mauldin retweeted
When California used the U.S. Postal Service to deliver ballots this past week, it gave to the USPS a complete database of every registered voter since California, by law, sends a ballot in the mail to every registered voter. Did Calif think USPS would not look?
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POV: you are my IRS auditor asking about the tank I purchased under a section 179 agricultural exemption.
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Michael Mauldin retweeted
Europe: we don’t have air conditioning 🥵 America: our flying cars have air conditioning 🫵😹
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The music is everything
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Today is October 15, 2026, and we still need the SAVE America Act
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New media post from Donald J. Trump ( TS: Oct 13 2026, 11:17 PM ET )​​​​​​​​‍‌​​‌​‌​‌‌​‌​‍​‌‍‍​‌​​​‌‍‌​‍​‌‍‍‍‍​‌
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Michael Mauldin retweeted
Check this out. The Florida Department of Corrections has classified over 40,000 non-White inmates as WHITE. This is being done to “prove” White men are the most DANGEROUS. It's all a HUGE crock of CRAP. Don't fall for it.
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