I asked an economist how money is created. He said it's complicated. I asked a counterfeiter. He was much more helpful.

I have never had to replace a refrigerator light. Kind of weird.

I started a 48 hour fast today, but then I got hungry. I’ll try again next week.

The most dangerous words in a relationship are "Do whatever you want."

It’s experience when we make mistakes ourselves and lack of common sense when someone else makes them.

I bought a book about minimalism. Now I have one more thing.

As a kid, I thought politicians who pushed for war should have to get on the battlefield themselves, like Napoleon. Then I grew up and realized how childish that was. I now think my childhood foreign policy was solid.

I have a box full of cables that don't fit anything I own. I’m keeping them just in case.

A committee is just a group of people making sure nobody gets blamed individually.

Fun fact: Before the telephone, “hello” wasn’t a common greeting. Thomas Edison popularized it as the way to answer the phone in the 1870s. Alexander Graham Bell preferred “ahoy.”

At minimum, one of you is excited about this.

A lot of warning labels are a little monument to someone’s bad decision.

Looks like the cold weather is finally here. Time to hang up the shorts and dust off the jeans. I really need to move somewhere warmer.

The nice thing about being wrong is that you can usually find people who agree with you.

I’m looking for people on 𝕏 who post interesting things worth bookmarking. History, economics, science, obscure facts, whatever. I’m building a massive collection of bookmarks I’ll never look at again.

The beauty of inflation is that everyone gets to participate regardless of who they vote for.

Fun fact: Ford CEO Jim Farley and the late comedian Chris Farley were cousins. Elon mentioned it in an interview a while back.

You know the writers of a TV series have run out of ideas when someone suddenly has a twin.