
Technology experience geek, co-founder of @cmgrchi. Curious and seeking. Philly and Chicago sports fan. Opinions are my own.
Chicago, IL
Joined July 2008
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I just wrote my first note on Substack about being interviewed on the Digital Workplace Impact podcast
substack.com/profile/3020759…
Ted Hopton retweeted
We have completely jumped the shark as a nation. The world looks at us in absolute bewilderment as we slaughter each other with guns, and throw our hands up in resignation.
It's pathetic. nytimes.com/2023/05/06/us/al…
Ted Hopton retweeted
it looks like another lovely spring day to REMIND YOU DELINQUENTS TO STOP "RESCUING" BABY ANIMALS. THEIR MOMS ARE MOST LIKELY NEARBY SO JUST MIND YOUR BUSINESS.
FAWNS, DROP EM'.
BIRDS, LEAVE EM'.
RACCOONS, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
ARMADILLO?¿? ARMADILL-NO.
Whoa… what the heck
Post is an oasis so far. Please, all the good people come over. Awful people, stay here. #post
Ted Hopton retweeted
My son was disappointed to realize that the US team was playing a country called Wales and not a large group of whales in what I guess he imagined to be a large soccer-seaworld extravaganza.
Twitter isn’t working like it used to. I click on a tweet to see the replies and it spins and spins, sometimes eventually loading. No surprise with so many employees gone that the gears are starting to grind.
Ted Hopton retweeted
I've seen a lot of people asking "why does everyone think Twitter is doomed?"
As an SRE and sysadmin with 10+ years of industry experience, I wanted to write up a few scenarios that are real threats to the integrity of the bird site over the coming weeks.
Ted Hopton retweeted
🔔New: We have created a pre-beta registration form to gauge the demand for a Bot Sentinel-powered Twitter-like platform. If more than 100k people show interest in the project, we will consider moving forward with the next steps.
You can register here: prebeta.botsentinel.com/
My 11 YO pup completed his radiation treatments today for his brain tumor. He did great and is feeling better so far. Cancer sucks. Medical technology is amazing. Thankful for the wonderful, kind vet care he’s gotten.


















