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Of course. You look amazing in green

//I am absolutely dying by the interaction I just had 🤣🤣

Oh, I do. We have so many kids, I've written down all the names.

And that's why I made up Grant. I know you don't have a middle name. We're using all the good names as first names. Grant will be the next one.

Easy. Grant

I love you very much, son

I don't recall this. I love my children and my wife very deeply.

Just send me the bill. I might go make you another sibling.

Do you regret replying now?

Oh, I'd never regret banging your mom. It's the best thing ever.

I did. I regret it.

Thanks, son. Love your bluntness.

When did I get so many children?

What does it take for an at home, but still deadbeat dad to be the best father known to man?