EL NøÑi🦁🔥 (@TeeChords) header
EL NøÑi🦁🔥 (@TeeChords) profile picture

INTP || CWC Champ💙 || Writer✍️ || 🎧🎹 || Jack of all Trades, master of most ||Al Hilal

Somewhere in the Trenches
Joined May 2020
Photo by EL NøÑi🦁🔥 (@TeeChords)Photo by EL NøÑi🦁🔥 (@TeeChords)Photo by EL NøÑi🦁🔥 (@TeeChords)Photo by EL NøÑi🦁🔥 (@TeeChords)Photo by EL NøÑi🦁🔥 (@TeeChords)Photo by EL NøÑi🦁🔥 (@TeeChords)Photo by EL NøÑi🦁🔥 (@TeeChords)Photo by EL NøÑi🦁🔥 (@TeeChords)
Facts don't care about your feelings 🙂
1
2
18
EL NøÑi🦁🔥 retweeted
EL Niño una. Round 2 Jor, I'm ready.
1
3
118
EL Niño una. Round 2 Jor, I'm ready.
1
3
118
What in the universal glitch is this??
2006. 2026.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The 2006 Zidane side is AI-generated recreation (not real footage), inspired by Nico Paz's actual skill shown on the right from Como vs Torino. youtube.com/watch?v=GH87Vo… ole.com.ar/futbol-interna…
1
59
EL NøÑi🦁🔥 retweeted
Not Tuchel trying to threaten us with a good time 😂😂😂🙂‍↔️
🚨 Breaking: Cole Palmer left out of England squad for Nations League games vs Croatia + Spain. 24yo Chelsea playmaker withdrew from last international break & despite availability has not been called into final camp of 2026 by Thomas Tuchel @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7756674…
5
15
84
1,496
Lagos slander on the TL. I might be there. #IBWaterFallsClear
2
1
81
EL NøÑi🦁🔥 retweeted
Lagos people too funny 😂😂
If the power supply is this bad in Lagos, how then is it in other states?
238
1,064
55
7,132
185,096
EL NøÑi🦁🔥 retweeted
12
713
56
7,957
206,357
EL NøÑi🦁🔥 retweeted
Yhh, just like Trent has played really well to be in the squad over Acheampong🙂‍↕️
Not surprised Cole Palmer is out of the England squad. Thomas Tuchel so strong on his withdrawal last month and don’t think Palmer has played well enough since then to justify being in over Josh King. But Trent shows there is a way back with Tuchel.
1
8
397
Literally what I look forward to every Friday #MoblandDay
1
45
Yhh, just like Trent has played really well to be in the squad over Acheampong🙂‍↕️
Not surprised Cole Palmer is out of the England squad. Thomas Tuchel so strong on his withdrawal last month and don’t think Palmer has played well enough since then to justify being in over Josh King. But Trent shows there is a way back with Tuchel.
1
8
397
Genuinely hope he never plays for England again as long as Tuchains is the coach
🚨🚨🗣️| Thomas Tuchel on Cole Palmer being overlooked for England: "I guess everyone is desperate to play with England. And Cole is the same. He misses too many opportunities to impress. It's not personal. We will never assume Cole is in the mindset never to come to the camp."
1
177
EL NøÑi🦁🔥 retweeted
How much for one penalty this weekend and to look the other way for any dangerous foul?🙏
Pedro Neto managed to predict the future 🔮 🔵 @ChelseaFC
2
1
2
190
EL NøÑi🦁🔥 retweeted
Lol. You’re more likely to get a free haircut from your barber if he knows you’re getting married than get a markup in price. Smh.
If a barber charges 5X regular price because the groom was getting married, nobody would question that it's insane lmao
295
7,925
274
42,456
885,905
Who does he even think he is?
🚨 | Alejandro Garnacho TURNED DOWN an approach from Bayern Munich in the last 48 hours – he only wants Chelsea. [@FabrizioRomano]
80
EL NøÑi🦁🔥 retweeted
I crave being eloquent. Being able to speak without stuttering.
46
2,698
75
12,704
154,792
EL NøÑi🦁🔥 retweeted
Eating amala or any other swallow with a spoon or fork is woke bs, sorry.
22
26
6
97
1,860
For someone who barely doesn't fancy series, I can't remember the last time I saw a movie. Been spamming series lately.
1
2
89
EL NøÑi🦁🔥 retweeted
There’s just something about wigs that makes me feel like white people are somewhere laughing at us 😭😭
215
513
133
4,713
194,051