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when i was born I was asked to choose between a good memory & a big dick. Sadly I don't remember which one I chose. estoy enamorado!

Berne, Switzerland
Joined November 2011
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Day 1 of before I manage to buy my own car.
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Number used to be 99%. We're making progress.
BREAKING: 96% of sports bettors lose money
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The existence of Sam altman implies the existence of Sam ctrlman.
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Nicolas Jackson has made #FPL history 🀯 2,370,904 transfers in - the most in a single Gameweek ever
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I will never tolerate nonsense of being called Kwerekwere by some South Africans when I’m here in Zimbabwe my fore fathers land and my fathers land the disrespect ended when I was in your country πŸ™πŸ»fire will be met by fire πŸ™πŸ»
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Zvibhodhoro zvabuda apa ukazvitengesa unogona kutenga imba kuchitungwiza😭
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Man u ikadyiwa nhasi. I'm going to masturbate palive 🀣
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Cailah your classmate is saying data is expensive because we are a landlocked country. Ndoozvamakadzidza here kuchikoroπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
There will never be a more Brutal leader or more evil president on this earth worse than Emerson Munangagwa! A human being who allows a homes to be destroyed , making men ,women and children homeless ! After escaping xenophobia back home to this evil thug , ED you are evil
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You had to be there πŸ˜‚
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Ko sei muchiti tikasangana nemi nevanhu venyu u ignore us kunge tisina kumbo actor kuno seiπŸ₯²πŸ€”πŸ˜…
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Once saw a diabetic foot - we exposed the foot and an entire colony of maggots came out. I couldn’t sleep that night
General surgery is another specialty you won’t catch me willingly signing up for. Nasty work, literally
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Hatingambosare pazvinhu
3 of my favourite artists follow me here on Twitter (Takura, JP, and Kae Chaps) Kwasara Sane. Iwe wosvora?
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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚this account be cooking Muslims.
If Allah wanted women to be covered at all times, He could have created them with fur, like monkeys.
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Nezuro pa till blaz anga ari pamberi pangu akashoterwa nepondo kwakuti kumuface wepa till "pass me your tag oan, I'm dippin cabbins after i see my huns, so I'll tune my bally to ecocash you". Haa muface wepa till akangotarisa kuside ndobva ati tobvisei kuti mari yako ikwane??
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Mukuru murisei Ko ndokumbirawoka kumbodriver zim 1 ka Benz yacho Zve100km chete ndimbonzwa kuti inoita sei @edmnangagwa
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munhu anoisa chilli mubiltong yekufood lovers usadaro
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Nhasi ukangokanda dombo ukutema deco yema rooroπŸ™ŒπŸ½πŸ˜‚
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Vamwe vanotosara vasina Simba rekunyora sezvamaita izvi, makaitirwa Nyasha imi.
Men will punish you for being a good woman 😭
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inin zvefuneral policy handitoite, kana ndafa hama dzichaita plan kana kungoisa chirata asi anongosekwa ndivo!
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Ukandifananidza na First Farai, you will hear from me😭ndokusvikira paden!
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Me checking the delivery status of the food I ordered 10 seconds ago.
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