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ہم جیتےجی بےکار رہے نہ عشق کیا نہ کام کیا بس جی کو ہم بہلاتے رہے اور جی ہم کو سمجھاتا رھا پھر آخر تنگ آکر ہم نے ٹویٹر جائن کر لیا...

خام خیال
Joined June 2019
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Let's do this; give me the best of your curious minds. ngl.link/teheera
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In 50 years, one of the most common deathbed regrets will be “I wasted my life on short-form videos” and the darkest part is they won’t even remember a single one
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When I miss home a little too much, the only thing that seems to comfort my heart is ghwakha. Not kidding y'all.
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Loving watan hating the state
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For the first time in history, my Insta, FB and Twitter DPs are the same. Well, more or less.
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Le me, before letting them down gently.
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sizin için çabalamaktan vazgeçmeyecek biriyle karşılaştığınızda
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My gay attending is wearing the most aggressively floral Tablighi ittar imaginable. It's even more nauseating than his personality.
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Replying to @sehartariq
listen, it's her deciyun to prounce it as she wants at her pleayure.
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🤫 How bad do you miss shinwari mutton? 🗣️ So bad I’d get on a plane now if I could. ngl.link/teheera?q=O4yvY9mFD…
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🤫 As a Haleem expert, do you think chaat masala belongs on haleem? 🗣️ If you like it, sure! Enjoying food should not be political. ngl.link/teheera?q=zVuU03SVl…
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i’m gonna make americans watch this scene to show how intimidating they can get
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🤫 A man sued an airline for losing his luggage. Sadly, he lost his case. And his luggage. 🗣️ Suits him well. ngl.link/teheera?q=EDFrNblhm…
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Got a prompt from a friend to ask ChatGPT to roast me in Urdu. The response was quite long and a bit too personal to share but this bit made me chuckle. 😂
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🤫 What is the one deal breaker in a relationship you'll never tolerate? 🗣️ Disrespect. ngl.link/teheera?q=5Ca7zn9D0…
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My book arrived yesterday, and all I could think of was a stupid little line from our childhood.
Not to brag, but your girl just scored her name among the contributors of an academic book chapter. Kindly direct all inquiries to my imaginary team.
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Before the internet, our “memes” came from village gossip and random things we heard in books or on TV. Two of my cousins were particularly good at turning these into catchphrases that would stick around in our family for years.
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One of them was “zama num kitab Ki razi,” from an interview with a child whose name made it into the Guinness Book of World Records as the shortest person in the world. Yesterday when I called my family to share the good news, I couldn’t help repeating, “zama num kitab Ki razi.”
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