I refuse to have any days that I am not laughing for the rest of ever.

Oh yay its laundry day.

How much can a cyber truck haul at what grade over what terrain for how many miles? @Tesla @elonmusk also how much energy would my starlink drain from said truck? @Starlink @SpaceX

If you'd do anything for a dollar, you'll do ANYTHING for a dollar.

I want to take a nappy nap.

Is a tweet now an Xt? Asking for a friend.

My murder is roosting for the night.

I have a feeling that brutal mountain weather will be with us this winter. Pray for my snowboots.

Bro if I have to tell you more than once that you're doing it wrong, you are in fact not "made for this".

Damn it mountain lion, you don't get the tamales. However, you're next on my list for pow pows.

War is a dick measuring contest that gets out of hand and children and animals suffer.

😂🤣😂 dude thought my husky was talking to him. Nah bro, it was me making husky noises. 😂🤣😂

It's about beer thirty.

Today is beef tamale day.

Things I like about @Starlink (volume 1): No noise Internet when I can't receive any other form of reception Wifi phone calls Low power usage In an emergency I can call for help Thank you starlink, @elonmusk , and @SpaceX Bless you - a mountain people

Gonna make Chipotle chicken and rice for dinner

Tamale season is upon us.

Ooooohhh, so that's how I update apps on this phone...

Every time I go to let my dog out to play it starts raining. God definitely has a sense of humor.

Best thing about colder weather: my husky thinks I'll die without his cuddles. Outside may be cold, inside may be chilly, but the husky snuggles make my heart warm.