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“I know when you get in this stance, when you get in this angle, what you’re going to do” Will Anderson details how in Year 2, with some help from Pro Bowl tackle Laremy Tunsil, his focus has shifted towards self-study to help build off his phenomenal rookie campaign #HtownMade
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The Texans internal vision of what their offense should look like is just so misaligned with their personnel
Doug Analytics@Doug_Analytics18h
Texans rushing offense today 6 Offensive Lineman • 20 runs • 3.1 yards/run • -0.22 EPA/run • 35% success rate (7/20) 5 Offensive Lineman • 5 runs • 4.2 yards/run • +0.17 EPA/run • 60% success rate (3/5)
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Dr. Barrett
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Will Anderson saying "I feel like we have to be perfect" in regards to the defensive scheme working. Part of me thinks that's a subtle shot at Demeco
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Jeff Bell
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Houston traded for Marvin Harrison Jr., got Tank Dell back healthy, have Jaylin Noel breaking out, and still have Nico Collins. So naturally they are scheming plays for Xavier Hutchinson on the game deciding drive.
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The funniest part of Houston’s collapse this season is that C.J. Stroud has more than earned a $70M + APY contract and the roster talent is only going to get *worse* moving forward. Is this the coaching staff best suited to lead that next version of the team?
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Houston Stressans
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Underdog NFL
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Giants RBs in Week 7: Cam Skattebo: 17-124-1 Devin Singletary: 5-41-1 Tyrone Tracy Jr.: 6-15-1
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losing a game where you’re -10.5 point favorites to put the nail in the coffin of the season lol i would fire the head coach
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The Giants were tougher than the Texans. The Giants were better coached than the Texans. The Giants looked like a better football team than the Texans. Houston is out of excuses for how bad the 2026 team is despite Super Bowl aspirations.
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The Texans were outcoached in every facet of the game by the New York Giants despite entering the game as a 10 point favorite at home. Their worst performance of the season as they get ready to enter November a 2-5 football team. Simply unbelievable.
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Nick Caley getting a little cute here with how much he's featuring jet-action Xavier Hutchinson... Please keep the ball with C.J. Stroud
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Did the Texans spend all week thinking the Giants were just going to roll over? Watching their own Battle Red hype videos? Appear totally unprepared to play...
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Sean Pendergast
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Until further notice, this 2026 #Texans defense is an all time level disappointment in team history.
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Sigmund Bloom@SigmundBloom21h
Love it when respected beat writers can say what they really think because they don't have to play the access game anymore
John McClain
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The Texans have played like they couldn’t care less about this game. DeMeco Ryans did not have his undisciplined, uninspired, unproductive team ready to play the Giants.
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To this point there were fair excuses for Josh Allen, Joe Burrow and Dak Prescott shredding the defense. JJ McCarthy having his way may be an inflection point where the Texans have to look in the mirror about their defensive operation. Not a good unit in 2026 #HTownMade
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Every offseason the talk around the NFL is that “Coaches will get together and figure XYZ out” It is remarkable what answers offensive coordinators seem to have cobbled together for the Houston Texans’ defense.
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Lance Zierlein
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It happens in baseball quite a bit, but I'm trying to think of the last time I saw a Texan or Rocket who has fallen off from one season to the next harder than Kamari Lassiter. He was an absolute monster last year and this year he gets picked on successfully almost every game.
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DeMeco Ryans just looks outcoached on defense this year? Every offense they’ve played seems to have consistent answers for getting players open.
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It just feels like we’ve reached the limit on “Our players are better and play harder than you”
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Can’t believe that I’m really impressed with J.J. McCarthy
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Olivia Rodrigo “Expectations” overlaying the Monday Night Football promo wasn’t on my 2026 bingo card. W.
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College GameDay
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Not only does Wake Forest OC Rob Ezell have the Demon Deacons flying, he might also have the best Nick Saban impression of all time 🤣
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