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That’s not me. That’s Mathilde. Professor and loyal fan of the Cleveland Guardians.

Joined January 2019
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The couch, 9 months after JD Vance fucked it:
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🧵 Everybody, please calm down. We’re talking about a former President being indicted here. There are many dangers about this that need to be considered. I’ve listed a few here - Please read and share. 1/7
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It is with deep sadness that we share the passing of John Adams. John has been with us since our time at Cleveland Municipal, banging his drum for nearly 50 years, bringing joy to fans and players alike. John, you will be missed but your legacy will live on forever.
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“Be sure to drink your Ovaltine”
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Has some one tried turning @Twitter off and then on? Or 🔼🔼🔽🔽◀️▶️◀️▶️B,A, Select, Start?
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All of Cleveland to Corey Kluber #ForTheLand
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RT this if you stayed up to watch the @CleGuardians sweep the double header!
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Committed to the University of Texas. #HookEm
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I read yesterday that Tom Brady is the greatest old athlete of all-time. Some of y’all motherfuckers don’t remember Thornton Melon.
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Brian Kelly addressing the crowd if he took the Rutgers job
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For Omar 🎶
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The “Nirvana Baby” lawsuit has inspired me to seek millions from my parents for this picture:
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José Ramírez wearing a chain of *himself wearing a chain* is next-level 😂 (via @Indians)
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I'm here for this.
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When it wasn’t a fart
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ALV! México está masacrando a Honduras. El juego contra USMNT va a estar tremendo…
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What is the best fit for Albert Pujols? @PerezEd explains why it may be in the 216: "It would really actually add a spark to the Cleveland Indians."
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Only 51 minutes left!!! Vote SteelerMurph
Replying to @MARL0NWILLIAMS
Match #1 #1 @NYSPORTSGINGER vs #8 @steelermurph
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266 votes • Final results
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Never forget when A-Rod was at the signing of the Declaration of Independence.
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