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Christian, Trump supporter, Author poet type person, lover of bourbon, smokeless tobacco and caffeine. Navigating idiocy on a raft of common sense 🐐🇺🇸

North Georgia
Joined July 2025
Got 2 books in my Jesus book series. Working on the 3rd. The only thing Obama got right. I cling to God, gun's and country...... 🐐💨🗽 amazon.com/stores/Robert-All…
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That Bobby Brown music does go good with dude fashion talk though I guess 🤣 @FrontOfficeLos
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Ghostbusters is 1000% better than that Bobby Brown 💩 🤣 @TugCowart @FrontOfficeLos
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Tug and Kisha sitting in a tree Tug kinda hiding so his wife don't see Tug picturing Kisha in a tiny little thong Knowing Jesus thinks it's all kinds of wrong Jungle love in the 4th degree @FrontOfficeLos @TugCowart
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Night y'all, Snooze prepping for Friday.... 🐐🗽🇺🇸
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I still managed to get scripture into my daughter's Gothic wedding..... because that's what professionals do.... 🐐🗽🇺🇸
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In case you missed a most inspiring love poem..... 🐐🗽🇺🇸
For the ladies out there. A romantic poetry moment with the GOAT Redneck Poet. Dudes, don't watch this; it'll make you gay for my savvy.... 🐐🗽🇺🇸
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Night y'all, Just working, eating and sleeping till Friday.... 🐐🗽🇺🇸
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For the ladies out there. A romantic poetry moment with the GOAT Redneck Poet. Dudes, don't watch this; it'll make you gay for my savvy.... 🐐🗽🇺🇸
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I'd question that vet's memorial. Boo-boo may be living the good life unlike Heehaw.. @TugCowart @FrontOfficeLos
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Night y'all, Hump Day dreams..... 🐐🗽🇺🇸
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PRO TIP : When you get old and the name of an object just won't register just think of something close to it and add "thingy" to the word..... You're welcome 🐐🗽🇺🇸
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Apparently some of y'all haven't noticed this masterpiece of fine poetic literature I put together Saturday morning at 3am🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃 🐐🗽🇺🇸
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Me and around 30 family members going out to eat to celebrate my dad's 90th birthday. It's in November but when you got this many people in the family you do it when you can. We'll probably celebrate his 91st in December 🤣 🐐🗽🇺🇸
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It would've been an October surprise if it'd come out Lindsey was straight @TugCowart @FrontOfficeLos
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What these poll interpreters don't understand is while 57% people think the gas prices suck; that doesn't mean their not still supporting Trump. They think we'd stay with Trump if he killed someone in the street but gas prices are too much ? @TugCowart @FrontOfficeLos
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"Grizzly Man" freaking awesome 🤣 @FrontOfficeLos
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"Grizzly Man" freaking awesome 🤣
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Night y'all, I'm breaking up with Wednesday. Thursday is more sexy until Friday gets here.... 🐐🗽🇺🇸
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