I make things for people, and also sometimes for me. https://xitter.cf/t.co/tJDeQDFPWo

Joined July 2012
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youtube.com/watch?v=5Wact671… Made a little compilation of what got me permed on the main and alt account. Can't complain, bans were deserved.
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Released in 1983, "Burning Down the House" by the Talking Heads, and sung by David Byrne, was critically panned by dads everywhere for not being called "Byrning Down the House"
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Halo: Combat Evolved was released closer to the original release of Pac-Man than today
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If the weight of all the human effort spent doing taxes in the US each year were beset upon the people responsible for making that situation so, they would be crushed into nothing but dust, and they would deserve it
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My parents went from not speaking to me for a week after finding out I'd smoked weed in college to reminding me that smoking wasn't allowed but weed gummies were totally fine at our AirBnB
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United Airlines; When You're Here, You're Cattle
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TripActions might just be the worst piece of garbage software I've ever had to interact with Seriously, hire someone who at least made it to the midterms of a Ux design class
If Jude Law ever shows up in a Marvel movie, they will have captured both of the Sherlocks and Watsons
I have been CURSED with the knowledge that there exists a 25th anniversary edition laser disc of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory with the bonus feature of an audio track with the song vocals removed so you can sing them yourself. I believe doing so summons the ghost of Gene
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Someone's been signing up to stuff using my work email as a throwaway email and it only just occurred to me that I could use this to mess with them
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Want to know how we finished Cook's Assistants in 6 seconds? Hop in our Quest Speedrunning Discord! Join the strategizing: discord.gg/m3AaNEWJax
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#Duelyst2 card reveals begin today until the first public network test on July 29th! Check back here each day at 4PM UTC for more previews of the revamped core set. For more news and sneak peaks, join our Discord: discord.gg/duelyst
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Twitter makes me feel like the woman that built the "Yelp, but for people" app was just ahead of her time
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Me: I didn't expect the definition of falafel to involve so much linear algebra Josh: Spoken like a man who's never fried anything in his life
Whomever decided to use the term "metric ton" instead of "megagram" seriously fucked up
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Ubers in Boston: "That'll be your next 3 paychecks and a kidney" Ubers in San Diego: "Got any lint in your pocket?"
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"Randy, everything always works out, or else you die" -My traveling companion
I absolutely love it when the Airbnb we booked to stay in for a week cancels with 4 hours notice
Hot take of the week; crypto people don't want a fair finance system, they just want a finance system that's unfair in their favor
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