How is Greg Abbott walking lol

Mark my words: @standatlantic are going to be the scene band to breakout and get huge in 2027. They’re on a major label now and this new album has all the ingredients to be a crossover hit. Goddamn unreal

If you don’t say Epcot then you’ve never eaten at Epcot

An ultra conservative shot Charlie Kirk. All yall do is lie

In that case, we should vote democrat

I’m about ready to shoot my shit smooth off

This is illegal btw. Invoke the 25th

If you don’t say Moneyball, you’re wrong

I can’t believe the sitting GOP VP just endorsed the Democratic Party

Please do it. I’m tired of seeing his trash reporting

Can’t make this shit up lol

Communism bad facism good

Gas was close to $2 in Texas before the war and it’s been hovering around $3.50 for months, sometimes getting dangerously close to $4 lol this is not the “gotcha” you think it is

My top 5 favorite Disney movies ✨ 1. Coco 2. Toy Story 2 3. Tarzan 4. Cars 5. Finding Nemo

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Don’t threaten me with a good time

They should stop being pastors then

How do you fall for this?