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Jesus. Amateur historian, professional smart aleck, and noted raconteur. I beat Stan Hansen for the AWA World title. @GroveCtyCollege IG & VERO: BEMtography

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A reminder to the world that I tolerate no Ric Flair slander. All offenders get a @RicFlairNatrBoy gif. No exceptions.
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They require proof to buy powder, but not to vote.
California has passed a law requiring age verification to buy creatine starting January 1, 2027
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To see leftist podcasters, comedians, and commentators laugh about political assassination as though it’s entertainment and the destruction of a human life is a punchline, is beyond disgusting. My husband, Charlie Kirk, was killed in an act of political violence, something our two children and I will live with every day for the rest of our lives. A culture that laughs at assassination is one of profound moral decay. It threatens the very foundation of our country and the principles that hold our democracy together. You do not have to agree with someone’s politics to recognize the value of their life. This should not be so hard. Political violence must never be something this country tolerates, excuses, or celebrates.
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So who was the real writer?
I want to share a brief update. My presidential memoir, PROMISE ME, AMERICA, is coming out on November 17th. I hope you'll read it. It covers my years as President. The challenges we faced, the decisions I made, and why I made them. It's about who we are as a nation. What we stand for. And America's role in the world. More than anything, it's about my faith in the American people and the great American experiment in self-governance and democracy. While writing the book, I was diagnosed with cancer, a disease known all too well to millions of Americans and their families. My doctors continue to be encouraged by how I've responded to treatment. And the prayers and kind words and well wishes from so many of you have meant more to me and Jill and our family than you can ever know. Some days are better than others. It hasn't stopped me. But sometimes it slows me down. What that means is, unfortunately, I won’t be able to do as many conversations about my book as I’d hoped. However, I’m hopeful the words on the page speak for themselves. Looking forward, I'm going to keep following what my father told me a long time ago: "Champ, when you get knocked down, get up." It's a good lesson for me. And for America. We are blessed. America is the most unique nation on earth. Unlike other countries, we're built on an idea. An idea bigger than any ocean. More powerful than any army. Stronger than any tyrant or dictator. That idea? All of us are created equal. Promise Me, America, we'll never forget it.
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You aren't imagining things
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A squirrel farting in the bath is the start to the weekend you didn't know you needed.
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That’s a B1G road win for @PennStateFball 🙌
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Nothing says don’t do drugs quite like the advice coming from a guy with a rooster gimmick.
Nothing screams don’t do drugs like the Red Rooster
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"When they go low, I prey on children" is a weird message for a politician, but OK.
when they go low this is me
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Why do a lot of old Soviet photos look like they would be at home in your average horror movie?
Photo by V.Dobrikov, Lytkarino, Moscow region, USSR, 1985.
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And nothing of value was lost.
Today, after 31 years, we are saddened to announce that Salon is ceasing publication. It has been an extraordinary privilege. salon.com/2026/11/05/goodbye…
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