proud father to my three large adult sons Jerrick, Teffree, and Borp. i’m literally so sick at swords and karate, everyone knows this.
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BRO THE CAB DRIVER FROM NANA’S TO THE TRAIN SHOWED UP WHEN THEY STARTED OVERTIME AND I WAS JUST IM THE BACK STARING AT THESE (YOU NEVER KNOW, ONE COULD BE QUICKER OR WORSE ONE COULD LIE TO ME) BUT THEN BEFORE EITHER OF THESE COULD RESPOND MY GOOD PERSONAL FRIEND MIKE GESICKI’S GOOD PERSONAL FRIEND ASHER BARON WHO ALSO HAPPENS TO BE LEBARON JONES NUMBAH ONE FAN IN ALLLL DA KINGDOM,,;, HE SENT A MEDSAGR TO MY CELLULAR TELEPHONE THAT SAID “FOOTBALL GIANTS” WHICH IS ACTUALLY IN ANCIENT CODE BUT IF YOU HAVE A JUICY THICC BRAIN LIKE ME YOU CAN DECIPHER THESE MESSAGES WITH EASE SO IT WAS AT THAT TIME I UNDERSTOOD IN MY HEART OF HEARTS THAT MY FAVORITE TEAM OF BIG STRONG BOIS* HAD ACHIEVED EVERLASTING VICTORY IN THEIR LATEST SPORTING ENDEAVOR AND NOW EVERYONE ON LONG ISLAND IS WALKING UP TO ME AND KISSING MY FEET IVE HAD 3 PARENTS TRY TO DOWRY THEIR DAUGHTERS I KINDA DONT THINK THEY CAN DO THAT TBH MAN LIFE IS WILD BRO ITS 2016 BUT YEAH ANYWAYS THE GIANTS WIN WE’RE THE BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD WE’RE NEVER GONNA LOSE AGAIN IN THE HISTORY OF FOREVER UNTIL THE END OF TIME AND I AM THE SINGLE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON IN THE ORGANIZATION, EVERYONE KNOWS THIS AND EVERYONE IN THIS VIDEO IS HEALTHY AND ALSO ON THE TEAM STILL AND DEFINITELY NOT NOT ON THE TEAM
I’M HELICOPTERING MY PENNUS SO FAST I ACHIEVE LIFTOFF AND IM FLYING FROM POINT LOOKOUT STRAIGHT TO BRÓTHĚR JIMMYS BABY, LET’S MAKE THIS THE BEST INTERN SUMMER THIS CITYS EVER SEEN BABY, MY FAKE IS FUCKIN SICK, MY BOSS IS THE MAN AND THE BLOW IS WAY BETTER THAN THE SHIT WE SCOOP OFF CAMPUS BRO IDEC BRO WE’RE GONNA HAVE THE BEST SUMMER EVER AND IM ALSO GONNA HAVE THE NUMBER ONE YIK YAK IN THE WHOLE CITY FOR THE MAJORITY OF THE SUMMER I KNOW THAT FEELS LIKE AN ODDLY SPECIFIC PREDICTION BUT IDK I JUST FEEL GOOD ABOUT IT I CAN JUST TELL. AND NO I DONT YET AT THIS TIME KNOW WHAT YIK YAK BUT I GOTTA TRUST MY GUT AND ALSO LATER ON YOU SHOULDNT THINK ABOUT THIS TOO MUCH JJST DONT EVEN WORRY THINK INSTEAD ABOJT HOW SICK I LOOKED HELICOPTERRING AND LANDING ON THE ROOF OF THE BAR AND PIX 11 NEWS. CREW WAS THERE AND EVERYONE WAS CALLING ME A BEAST SO JUST THINK ABOUT THAT PART WHATEVER YOU DO DONT START THINKING ABOUT IF IM A TIME TRAVELER OKAY WE GOOD YEAH YOURE GOOD LETS GET FUCKIN RIPPED TN BRǑTHER WE’RE NEVER. GONNA DIE WELL ACTUALLY YOU DO PRETTY HORRIFICALLY WHAT WAS THAT NO I DIDNT SAY ANYTHING YOURE GOOD ITS FINE SHHHHH
forgot to include these things these were the potential liars
BRO THE CAB DRIVER FROM NANA’S TO THE TRAIN SHOWED UP WHEN THEY STARTED OVERTIME AND I WAS JUST IM THE BACK STARING AT THESE (YOU NEVER KNOW, ONE COULD BE QUICKER OR WORSE ONE COULD LIE TO ME) BUT THEN BEFORE EITHER OF THESE COULD RESPOND MY GOOD PERSONAL FRIEND MIKE GESICKI’S GOOD PERSONAL FRIEND ASHER BARON WHO ALSO HAPPENS TO BE LEBARON JONES NUMBAH ONE FAN IN ALLLL DA KINGDOM,,;, HE SENT A MEDSAGR TO MY CELLULAR TELEPHONE THAT SAID “FOOTBALL GIANTS” WHICH IS ACTUALLY IN ANCIENT CODE BUT IF YOU HAVE A JUICY THICC BRAIN LIKE ME YOU CAN DECIPHER THESE MESSAGES WITH EASE SO IT WAS AT THAT TIME I UNDERSTOOD IN MY HEART OF HEARTS THAT MY FAVORITE TEAM OF BIG STRONG BOIS* HAD ACHIEVED EVERLASTING VICTORY IN THEIR LATEST SPORTING ENDEAVOR AND NOW EVERYONE ON LONG ISLAND IS WALKING UP TO ME AND KISSING MY FEET IVE HAD 3 PARENTS TRY TO DOWRY THEIR DAUGHTERS I KINDA DONT THINK THEY CAN DO THAT TBH MAN LIFE IS WILD BRO ITS 2016 BUT YEAH ANYWAYS THE GIANTS WIN WE’RE THE BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD WE’RE NEVER GONNA LOSE AGAIN IN THE HISTORY OF FOREVER UNTIL THE END OF TIME AND I AM THE SINGLE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON IN THE ORGANIZATION, EVERYONE KNOWS THIS AND EVERYONE IN THIS VIDEO IS HEALTHY AND ALSO ON THE TEAM STILL AND DEFINITELY NOT NOT ON THE TEAM
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The New York Football Giants @TheBestPoaster
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Norway more like wrong way!! 😂😂😹😹😹😭😭😭😭😭😭🥰 Thanks, I’ll be here all week. Don’t forget to tip your maritime warning beacons.
Yield curve evolution, 2020-2025. The Fed started cutting but the long end didn't get the memo. Term premium is back, and the curve is steepening with Front Wheel Drive. The long end is staring down three years of Treasury supply and wondering who's going to buy it all.
ALT Heatmap showing the evolution of the yield curve over time, with color gradients indicating varying interest rates across different maturities."
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🧵Treasury market foundations weakening?
Yesterday's 10yr auction tailed 1.125bp - first in 6 months. Gov expected 4.244% but paid 4.255% to clear $42B. Foreign buyers retreated to 63.8% vs 70% avg. Dealers stuck with 16.8% they don't want.
1/14
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The time honored tradition of Nana + cig + wine + furrowed brow + she’s about to kick your ass in dominos. Not my best pic this year but I could not risk awakening the dragon. (I still finished in last, but I only lost on the final turn so my pride & honor remain intact)
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Companies are currently selling goods faster than they are restocking.
Historically, when shelves get this light, factories are forced to ramp up production to catch up about 4 months later.
Bottom line: The inventory cycle is point towards greater IP in the coming months.
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And y’all telling me not one person died in either world war. And y’all telling me the name bob got no b in it. and y’all telling me that turks aint got no caicos. and y’all telling me rebethany not my bitch ex wife.
man shut tf fuck up dont piss me off on my microblog again bro
Steph's shooting.
Kyrie's handles.
Joker's basketball IQ.
The players weigh in: What’s one skill they’d add to their bag from anyone in the league? 🤔🎒
@AmericanExpress NBA Tip-Off
And y’all telling me not one person died in either world war. And y’all telling me the name bob got no b in it. and y’all telling me that turks aint got no caicos. and y’all telling me rebethany not my bitch ex wife.
man shut tf fuck up dont piss me off on my microblog again bro
Steph's shooting.
Kyrie's handles.
Joker's basketball IQ.
The players weigh in: What’s one skill they’d add to their bag from anyone in the league? 🤔🎒
@AmericanExpress NBA Tip-Off
whenever you guys see me do nearly identical tweets from both accounts like i just did with the geskcki one, you are legally required to like both of them or actually your whole bloodline will be cursed but not by me i would never do that. a fan of mine tho. my fans will hex u
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my data has been hacked SIX (6) times in the past 15 months. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM was a multibillion dollar company with a cybersecurity team. 3 of them sent apology emails & with a link to a free subscription of a c-sec app. i’m waiting on morgan & morgan for justice on 2 others lol
I doubt if I will ever willingly answer a phone call again in my life.
my good lifelong personal friend and closest confidant, @mikegesicki having himself a year. you love to see good things happen to good people. you gotta think he’s rooting for me in the same way. “man i hope bob does so sick at economics today”. probably his morning prayer tbh
⚡ The most efficient NFL receiving tight ends this season, ranked by EPA gained per target:
1. Mike Gesicki, CIN (+0.99)
2. Sam LaPorta, DET (+0.85)
3. Travis Kelce, KC (+0.73)
4. T.J. Hockenson, MIN (+0.63)
5. Hunter Henry, NE (+0.56)
6. Dallas Goedert, PHI (+0.48)
7. Brock Bowers, LV (+0.48)
8. Eli Raridon, NE (+0.46)
8. Foster Moreau, HOU (+0.38)
10. George Kittle, SF (+0.37)
been here for all over 37 seconds and nana has told me i need to shave and get a haircut no less than 1.2 million times (don’t fact check me, i would never lie on the internet. she’s said it 1.2 MILLION times. good to see you too nana love u)
to be fair i meant to trim the beard & forgot. and i do vry badly need a haircut. so she’s not wrong this time. but it’s still impressive how remarkably consistent she has been for all of last decade or so. i did hit her w a “i received kisses recently to no complaints” lmfao 😎