Matt Sells

Time for the annual tradition! (Updated for 2025) Vin Gerard's Fight Before Christmas: Twas the time before Christmas, and all through this place Vin Gerard was stirring, polishing his mace; The computers were humming on the desk nearby Searching for St. Nicholas high in the sky; This time he took hostages...wait...now, what? Elves knocked out, beat up, tied up, and cut! Vin Gerald only gloated, "Now, Santa will see! He'll give me all the gifts, delivered here to me!" When out on the lawn there arose such a noise, See, Vin's made minions of all his girls and his boys! Away to the window, Brick Headstrong in hand Grinning wide, enjoying the chaos of his merry band! A glow did shine, his army he could see! They were all watching Wrestling Open on IWTV! Even ACTION's Matt Griffin, while cleaning his blade! Now waiting for Santa, his best plans have been laid! He felt happy, he did, thinking of his prize! His cold heart did warm pondering Santa's demise! He heard not a whisper, but a crash of steel chairs! Quickly he turned, seeing Santa thrown down some stairs! It was Manders, who did it! Standing next to Crawford! Matt Sells with a beer and DeManto an axe! Jamesen Shook had taken Santa's big sack! He was shocked this many people had his back! Vin Gerard never felt himself move so spry, His prey laid before him, his revenge was nigh! He jumped the couch, landing near Santa's black boots! Grabbing St. Nick's foot, he let out some hoots! "No getting out, Santa is going down! Here's to one jolly elf not coming to town!" Vin Gerard kicked him hard just behind the knee, his eyes looked demented, "this year is about me!" A bruised Santa was kicked just behind his left knee. Gerry then crushed Santa's leg with a Knee-D-T Is this really the year Vin Gerard really wins? Can this really be the year that Santa Claus ends? Santa's eyes were rolling in the back of his head, "You can't end me here!" Santa's voice yelled, filled with dread! His droll little mouth was drooping on one side, A sensation filled Vin as he hollered and cried! "This is joy! Satisfaction! I feel relief!" Now he could picture being Christmas's War Chief! A grin as evil as Vin's had never been seen! The path in his head had never been as so clean. Vin now turned the old elf on his plump belly, Santa had no fight left, his strength was like jelly! Vin hooked the man's leg and grabbed to twist his head, "In my STF, you'll know nothing but dread!" A flash, as Photo-Dad Mouse took a photo, This time Gerry thought he would never let go. Then something red from behind hit an elbow, Now there on the floor, Vin looked up from below. IT WAS SANTA, BUT HOW? "I'd never come here alone!" The man in red then kicked Vin in his parts unknown! Looking, Vin saw the man on the ground was GREEN! THE GRINCH pulled his Santa mask off, now what a scene! Santa now grinning, picked Gerard up with ease! Santa's jab-right-cross, now made Vin weak in the knees! "Now once again, my old friend, you lost this fight," With Vin now KO'd, "Happy Christmas and good night."