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I am not actually Brad Pitt

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Joined April 2010
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Being stupid used to be embarrassing
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𝙀𝙧𝙖 (@TheWestbrookEra) profile picture
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@TheWestbrookEra8h
Just wildly impressive that he’s still able to do this at 34 fresh off an ACL tear. He’s only 6’2.
Kyrie Center (@kyriecenter) profile pictureKyrie Center
@kyriecenter9h
Kyrie’s highlights from tonight’s game against the Rockets 🔥
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currybuuburner (@currybuuburner) profile picture
currybuuburner@currybuuburner6h
This tape is insane this might be the loudest 31 points ever lol
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@SportsSeason_14h
The visible disgust on her face got me crying
Redd (@ReddCinema) profile pictureRedd
@ReddCinema14h
“What you need ibuprofen for when you can have a Perk?” — Kendrick Perkins 😭😭
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KEVIN DURANT PUT DANIEL GAFFORD ON A POSTER
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There’s probably no bigger rush in life than this
Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) profile pictureMassimo
@Rainmaker1973Oct 30
In 2008, Travis Pastrana leaped from a plane without a parachute, placing his life entirely in the hands of his friends
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@9mmsmg21h
It's almost been two decades and no one has done anything cooler and I doubt anyone will.
Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) profile pictureMassimo
@Rainmaker1973Oct 30
In 2008, Travis Pastrana leaped from a plane without a parachute, placing his life entirely in the hands of his friends
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Heavy Marinara@Trap_Jesus12h
You can ladder 🪜 Luka up to 50+ points tonight.
Warriors on NBCS (@NBCSWarriors) profile pictureWarriors on NBCS
@NBCSWarriors12h
Yaxel Lendeborg pulled up to Chase as Michael Myers 😂
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Ok man wtf is going ON
Underdog NBA (@UnderdogNBA) profile pictureUnderdog NBA
@UnderdogNBA11h
Chet Holmgren to miss 8-10 weeks after undergoing biological treatment on small patellar tendon tear.
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sedona (@ser_enaaaa) profile picture
sedona@ser_enaaaa17h
complimenting a stranger’s halloween costume in NYC is similar to congratulating a stranger on their pregnancy. you better be 100% sure they don’t just Look Like That
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LMFAOOO
Daquan Wiltshire DSG 🤘🏾🐝 (@DAQUANDSG) profile pictureDaquan Wiltshire DSG 🤘🏾🐝
@DAQUANDSG13h
Ima be real with yall
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭
Taro (@Yuranagii) profile pictureTaro@Yuranagii16h
I saw someone at In-N-Out fill his water cup with sprite and he told me "dont be a hero" then flashed his 9mm concealed carry at me
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kingtisemedia
@kingtisemedia17h
It’s almost 2027. Ja Morant hasn’t played 10 games in a row since 2023
kingtisemedia (@kingtisemedia) profile picturekingtisemedia
@kingtisemedia15 Nov 2025
It’s almost 2026. Ja Morant hasn’t played 10 games in a row since 2023
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Parlay Brey (@TheBreyKeys) profile pictureParlay Brey@TheBreyKeys16h
A big chested woman can still be a #GoodWoman, but someone with a big ol stinkin butt cannot I’m sorry
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I'm gonna tell you right now, they 100% have the cure to all the cancers right now, but they're withholding them because of profit
TVP (@Theveripost) profile pictureTVP
@Theveripost19h
AMERICANS ARE FLYING TO CHINA TO BUY CANCER MEDICATION, WITH ONE MAN BRINGING HOME 26 BOXES TO HELP SAVE HIS MOM'S LIFE
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Nah Sony said Jenna shit is so bad that can’t let us see it in good consciousness
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Alex Coleman@DarkOfTheMovie18h
This Jenna Ortega theatrical run
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Collider (@Collider) profile pictureCollider
@ColliderOct 30
Sony has officially cancelled the global theatrical release of Klara and the Sun following poor reviews and box office returns. bit.ly/47Qo6pi
Jenna Ortega's Sci-Fi Bomb Officially Cancels International Theatrical Release

ALT Jenna Ortega's Sci-Fi Bomb Officially Cancels International Theatrical Release

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The linked Collider article, citing Hobby Consolas, only reports a cancelled theatrical release in Spain, not a global one. The film has already opened in cinemas in the US, UK, France, Italy and Australia. collider.com/jenna-ortega-k… the-numbers.com/movie/Klara-an…
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Pop Crave (@PopCrave) profile picturePop Crave
@PopCrave15h
Jack Antonoff and Margaret Qualley have filed for divorce, PEOPLE reports.
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That warm chocolate chip cookie from Levain is a #GoodCookie
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Auditore@chudlefayOct 30
Women love telling you about how retarded and narcissistic the men they've let cum inside them are
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Some NAAAASTY niggas taught them this
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@ManishLife_TyOct 29
I know they’re not trying to do what I think they are… 🤦🏽‍♂️
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