I represent the end of irritating flickering fluorescent lights, sluggish service, soggy pizza crusts, and uncomfortable scratchy Sheets. You will know my name!

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Joined September 2018
LISTEN UP. People are talking, and they’re saying Candidate 29 is the only one who gets it. The others? They’re weak. They’re slow. They have no plan. They’ve been failing for years, and frankly, it’s embarrassing to watch. #PresidentsDay
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Hey there, this woman is looking for a sugar daddy. Will send pictures and chat! I will not reach out to you first. #SugarDaddy #pics
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I am the number one candidate and I’m the very best life coach. You should send me money and I will help you understand life. #lifecoach #cosmic #energy #meditation #higherlife #newlevels
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Yeah I am American. How about you? #FIREWORKGAINS #julynashowtime #TrueAmerican The USA is only 250 years old but this land is much greater than America itself!
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Read the comments! You won’t be disappointed! 😂 #gaymen #exposing #pedoAlert
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When you know you know! @RepJackKimble sees all and knows all! He is the only source of truth!
Lindsey Graham and Rob Schneider are going to win this war, you’ll see.
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This is exactly how marijuana works!
I met a young lady today at my house who told me she used to be a successful quantum physicist. One day, when at a party she took a marijuana, her life fell apart afterwards and she had to become a NAKED HOUSE CLEANER to make ends meet Please DO NOT EVER take a marijuana 🙏
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Nothing he does is satire. People always underestimate the greatness representative in American history. @RepJackKimble #AmericasTeam #courageousness
13 years ago I wrote Profiles in Courageousness. My dad started the Courageousness Foundation and the following year gave me The Courageousness Medal. At the time, everybody thought it was satire. I believe I am owed many apologies
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Statistics are in! Wow, TDS is the number 1 cause of divorce. #TDS #divorce #presidentdonaldtrump #ThankYouTrump‌
This dude chose Donald Trump over his wife
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Replying to @HenryFrank02
The reason Democrats and Leftest judges are fighting so hard to keep ILLEGAL ALIENS is All About Control of the House. If illegals were removed or not counted for apportionment DEMOCRATS WOULD LOSE 10 SEATS IN THE HOUSE giving Republicans a 27 seat advantage.
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He’s not wrong! #TSA #ICE
All I know is if I have to catch a flight, I'm going to feel a lot better seeing masked gunmen at the airport.
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Nothing to see here, just another day in America! #AMERICANCITIZENS #presidentdonaldtrump
President Trump declares Iran dead, says Democrats are now America’s “greatest enemy”.
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I can smell the stank from just viewing the video @KidRock #Smelly #drunk #embarrassment #weak
WATCH: Here’s Kid Rock with some weird message to all of us! 🤣
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