College Is My Life

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If I had a dollar for every time someone called me short, I could pay for college, a semester abroad, a new car, and a mansion in cash.

When in doubt nap it out

"Use your own words, don't just copy from the text book" Book: "she was born in 1978" Me: "1978 is the year in which she was born"

Remember in school when u were sitting in class and contemplating on asking to go to the bathroom so u can kill some time during that class but some asshole raised his hand and beat u to it so now u have to wait at least 15 minutes after he came back to ask? Ya fuck those moments

More What do you want to be when you grow up? Me:

My grades are telling me to be a trophy wife, but my looks are telling me to study harder

if greys didn't make u want to become a surgeon and go through 5 extra years of school did u really watch greys

relax, u'll graduate, u'll get a job, u'll become an adult, u'll find someone who loves you. u have an entire life. things take time.

"are you free tonight?" Hold on just lemme check my schedule

Before vs. After going out

*pokes GPA with a stick* "u ok?"

Parents: what happened to all your money....? Me:

Professor: "Can you pls tell us why you're so late?" Me: Someone told me to go to hell Me: Couldnt find it at first Me: But now Im here

We get it, you're in a frat

"How's studying for finals going?"

When the teacher wishes you good luck before the exam

Senior year: the time where you meet people two months before you graduate you wish you'd met two years ago

The only 4.0 I'm getting this semester is when someone rates me on a 1 to 10 scale

Grades are important Grades Grade Gra Gr Grey Greys Grey's Anatomy