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Me, casually acquainted with gurt: Hello Gurt :)

Banger 2014 tweet tho

How the landlord opening my rent today

Gave the worm one stone. Going to see how it does against 2 early birds.

Been looking up tutorial videos and commenting "I know".

Tá mé i mo chónaí i hawk mór amuigh faoin tuah

Thinking about the "I am dark goth Maga" thing. I wonder if he meant it as a joke and then everyone took him seriously. I think that would be my breaking point, if I said the goofiest shit as a joke and then all my loyal followers clapped along as if they could see my clothes.

No way

I cant believe all the hate over Wicked. People are just afraid of 2 women of colour succeeding

I like some of Simon and Garfunkle's stuff, but they never would have made it anywhere without Alvin and Theodore.

Got this horrible ad on @YouTube that's just a racist filming himself harassing a struggling refugee woman. Youtube shouldn't be promoting hatred

BEN TEN NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Wearing this at the all Ireland hurling finals would have gone hard af

Can't do anything these days

Me: "I think I have covid" Doctor: "Can you list the symptoms?" Me:

I just said Beetlejuice 15 times and now I've got 5 Beetlejeese talking over each other

What kind of freak decided that couches should either be comfortable or made of leather?

My autistic special interest is going to work, cooking meals and getting a good night's sleep