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Treaty 6, yeggers my dudes
Joined December 2013
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the bluesky handle has changed, @the.cromulence.xyz will get you at me. I'll leave this here for a bit before I deactivate this account eventually.
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Hasan Piker's take on the Jensen Huang's cheating scandal with the alleged Chinese spy: "I personally don't give a shit. I want them [China] to copy the fucking chips and I want to have cheap RAM. I want to have cheap GPUs. Give them not just the chips, but the lithography machines. Make them have access to the microchip technology pronto. We want to flood the market with Chinese copies. That's what I care about. I don't give a fuck about the national security implications here. That's just me. So, whatever kind of Chinese strange Jensen Huang needs to get involved with to make that happen, I am in support of it. HONEY POTS FOR EVERYBODY! I LOVE TRADE-MAXXING!"
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a public-private model can’t exist in Canada because the second we give the private sector any leeway they’re going to do all they can to destroy our public healthcare. american health and insurance companies will move in and we’ll be fully privatized in a decade
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Replying to @wickdchiq
Carney is dragging Canada to the right against this momentum
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Abdul El-Sayed: To AIPAC, who spent $42 million against us: Thank you for giving me the opportunity to beat you twice. AIPAC isn't Jewish Organization and doesn't represent Jews.
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"Not buying tickets to my shitty movie is Khamas!"
Sacha Baron Cohen has said the reason that Ali G 2 has bombed at the Box Office is due to 'anti-semitism' and is part of a wider: "trend of Jews being portrayed in certain ways and trying to be silenced."
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deadnaming the public universal friend is crazy
23-year-old Jemima Wilkinson emerges from a stupor caused by Columbus Fever and declares that she has not survived, but that she has been reborn as an arcangel named “Publick Universal Friend.”
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In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to: Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund    alzresearch.org/giving/ Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources     alzfdn.org/donate/ Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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Imagine losing your cushy podcast job because the Vape Nation guy cheated on his terrorist wife
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Three years on, Canada’s government continues to provide cover for Israel’s genocide.
Mark Carney on Palestine: "The humanitarian crisis in Gaza continues. We have far more resources dedicated to support than are able to be delivered to Gaza. So there are many things that are not working within Palestine, and there are many who are responsible for that."
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Reminder to keep all Zionists out of your spaces in Canada. They support the bombing of babies to shreds in tents and the rapes of prisoners including women and children. They protest for the right to rape prisoners. They have no morals and are dangerous. Please beware!
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Good morning. Fuck the genocidal apartheid state of “Israel.”
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quebec separatist: we have a unique linguistic, cultural, and national heritage. also we are quite racist. alberta separatist: I fucking hate taxes and my neighbours. also I am extremely racist.
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Does what the French are doing make sense to you yet?
After rocking a $50 million bra on the runway during her Victoria's Secret Fashion Show debut, Kylie Jenner reunited with her mom, Kris, for a big hug backstage. 🥹🫶 🎥: Instagram/ victoriassecret
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He has the highest approval rating ever because he is a Conservative, so he has their support, and the Liberal partisans aren't willing to accept that he's a Conservative, so he still has their support too. Carney has absolutely fucked our political landscape.
Mark Carney has the highest approval rating in Canadian history. Meanwhile, Danielle Smith and Pierre Poilievre are at record lows. Maybe it’s time to rethink conservatism in Canada?
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Let's not lose sight of the fact that Roman Shukhevych was, in fact, a Nazi collaborator, as is documented extensively. Comments like these show how much Kinney's idiotic stunt undermined the cause of pushing for historical truth.
Replying to @JeremyAppel1025
August 2021? Dudes an OG vatnik.
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This guy is obsessed with anti-Semitism but here he is mocking someone for vandalizing a monument honoring a notorious nazi-collaborationist Ukrainian fascist anti-Semite. Curious.
Beyond the silliest caricature of a crusading woke SJW posing as a journalist, is what Duncan Kinney just admitted to doing.
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Japan has entered the chat The people globally have had enough
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Right-wingers, December 2024: You are not ready for what's coming. You have no idea what is coming. Nothing can prepare you. Right-wingers, October 2026: hey (((they))) don't want you to know how ***horny*** I am for genderbend draco malfoy
Malfoid is quietly becoming a symbol of the West's cultural counter-revolution. In a world increasingly starved of romance, devotion and anything worth building a future around, a fictional girl seems to have awakened something long dormant.
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Alternative universe where Duncan says yes I did it and Nazis are bad and journalists aren’t neutral and it’s still very stupid but not HARMFUL and MANIPULATIVE and giving ammunition to EPS and fascists
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So Kinney pled guilty for defacing the statue and then writing about it for his publication at the time. An absolutely egregious disregard of basic ethics.
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