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The False Nine

@TheFalseNineTX

Purveyors of interesting nonsense. RTs are not support. DM for inquiries or to pitch story ideas. Texia est viridis!

 Austin, TX
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Joined October 2021
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Too bad Micah’s goal didn’t make it in!
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I liked the brown bag Austin fan. Best moment of the match.
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Clear that multiple players didn't care/were putting in low effort, yet coaches only made one sub before the final 15 minutes. Seems like only a few players on the squad care to finish the season strong. Glad Ervin still enjoyed some individual success.
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Liked: potential in the youngins Disliked: veterans looked checked out
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Austin FC loses to LA Galaxy 4-1 in Carson What did you like? What didn’t you like?
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Wow. Our buildup in the left channels leaves our center space totally vacated with around 30 yards open between two of our players, horizontally This is why we’re bad. We don’t do the simple things well
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It just doesn't matter. Nevertheless, Austin 0-2 Galaxy
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This would never happen at the 45th and Lamar location.
R A W S A L E R T S (@rawsalerts) profile pictureR A W S A L E R T S
@rawsalertsOct 29
🚨#BREAKING: Multiple customers suffer chemical burns after a North Carolina Chili's employee mistakes an industrial cleaning chemical for salt while preparing margaritas.
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Let's rumble. 🗓️ Our 2027 Sprint Season slate is set!
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Your 2027 Sprint Season, explained.
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🚨Just announced by #MLS🚨 The 2027 Sprint Season start/end dates for the regular season: MLS is Back weekend is Feb 19-21 Decision Day is May 8.
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Editor at all of us whenever we interpret the chicken prediction wrong:
BunchOfAmateurs (@bunch_amateurs) profile pictureBunchOfAmateurs
@bunch_amateursOct 28
Marc White's absolute RAGE. 🤬 🗯️
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Jorge Alastuey from distance! 🎯 📺 Apple TV: soc.cr/4ds5NK6
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JC@MisterJCTXOct 29
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Liked: 1 game closer to our new coach taking over Disliked: continually getting metaphorically kicked in the sack at home
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Billy Leo Jr.@BillyLeoJrOct 29
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What everyone else said. Needed Susan’s & can’t wait for Curtain,
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I don't love BV and would like to never seen him play in this shirt ever again. I hate him. Might be the biggest disappointment in the history of the club. I hope he gets sent to Turkmenistan 🇹🇲
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Dan Isett 🌵@DanIsettOct 29
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Let's get the Curtin era started... I guess.
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Didn’t like: Arnaud benching Stu in a must win game Liked: Gallagher for giving his all
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Austin FC blows another home lead and are eliminated from the playoffs. What did you like? What didn’t you like? Admin starts: LAS STAY IN YOUR GOAL!!
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Halftime thoughts:
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