@TheFantasyEng

I really like watching football and being a dad. I used to write fantasy football articles

 New England
Joined August 2014
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A-We is what happens to the programmers when AI goes rogue.
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I can't stop thinking about this hydration king at my kid's flag football game today. Chocolate milk. A full gallon.
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Ever notice how it's AI and not A-We
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"One Last Breath" by Creed is still a fucking banger and I don't care who knows it
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"Is that a girl?" because a boy on the team has long hair, right next to their parents.
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I think my favorite thing about soccer Saturdays is when your boomer parents show up to support your kids and say nice things like "hey who's that huge fat kid and how'd he make the team" in a super loud outside voice and then they repeat it if you don't respond
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small penis fall 🍂
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I started getting a bunch of likes on this post from 2023. Wonder what kinda Twitter search sparked that up, but I'll take it
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Lunch factory was my nickname in high school
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lunch factory is more accurate than anything the school has ever called it. ask him what they make there. my money is on "nuggets, and also noise."
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Found out my 6 year old calls the school cafeteria the "lunch factory"
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Sometimes you become friends with another parent from having kids on the same sports team. Other times you show up to your kid's flag football game today & meet another parent that brought their pet snake (which is totally normal and not a serial killer move, if they see this)
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Nobody: Aaron Rodgers: my wife is real
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Sending your kid to the scholastic book fair with $20 expecting them to bring $10 back
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2 years sober today (alcohol)
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If you have young kids and wake up everyday wondering how the fuck you're going to get through drop offs, work, pick ups, dinner, dishes, sports, homework, more work, laundry, bills, and more...congrats, you're in the glory years
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You'll see the most boring presentations in the corporate world and followed by a straight-faced "this is really exciting stuff guys!". No one gives a fuck about your little powerpoint Brian, I get my adrenaline from 4th quarter comebacks and pancake blocks.
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My wife at work the next day after my Week 2 win in my $20 fantasy league
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Watching your daughter score 2 TD's & catch a 2-pt conversion in her flag football debut as the only girl on the field >>>>>>>>>>>>
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@NFLFLAG 😎
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