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The idea that the sun is moving is hurting my brain
We were taught that Earth orbits the Sun in a closed circle. In reality, Earth has never returned to the same point in space once in 4.5 billion years. โ€‹Right now, the Sun is carrying Earth and every planet around the center of the Milky Way at 230 km/s (828,000 km/h), more than 18,000 kilometers every 80 seconds. โ€‹Because the Solar System is tilted 60.2ยฐ to the galactic plane and bobs up and down through the galactic disc roughly every 30 million years, the planets trace open 3D corkscrew helices across deep space rather than flat loops. โ€‹The last time the Sun stood where it stands today, one Galactic Year (230 million years) ago, the very first dinosaurs were only beginning to appear on Earth. Since forming 4.6 billion years ago, our Sun has completed only 20 laps.
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The only thing that would sway my vote this election is six text messages from an unidentified number during my work day.
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This game proves that money isn't everything but I can't help but wonder what Remedy could do with a $300 million budget
Incrivelmente surpreendido por essa parte que acabei de chegar A criatividade do Control parece que nรฃo acaba, do nada o jogo se moldando a um jogo Pixel art 2D Nรฃo importa oq GTA6 tenha pra me mostrar, meu GOTY esse ano รฉ Control Resonant
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I once put on one of my favorite OST's for a girl I was dating years ago and her response was "this isn't real music". We broke up a month later
Why do people think music is illegitimate if it was made for a soundtrack? The people who composed SMT soundtracks are real musicians and their art is โ€œreal musicโ€
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She was going to a very pretentious art school at the time. And I think her argument was basically "if it's meant to compliment a larger work of art than it's merely a component and not worth examining or enjoying on its own terms" and I was just like ?????
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โ€œYou exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it.โ€
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I know this blew up a bit but I want to say I made this alt account to test how manipulative this matchmaking is. What I found was better ping lobbies faster matchmaking times better gun fights that felt like gun fights not having so much so on hit reg issues a hell of a lot less sweaty. I did not pubstomp on these people I got a few kills and then just walked around getting killed. I want people to see what it like in these type of lobbies.
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MAGAs and Republicans getting upset at this video of "Democrats" being unalived is just more proof that the parties did actually flip.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ
Why does seeing KKK members being shot upset certain people so much?
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Lmfao
Am I the only one who has never heard of the "top rock song of the 21st century?" Maps? I've never even heard of the band
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The DOJ is taking another stab at indicting James Comey LMAO third time's the charm buckos you'll get there eventually
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What if we just built a replica of the Oval Office in a mental hospital and told him he won re-election?
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Bioware closing actually hits weirdly hard
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IT SHOULD NOT BE 80 DEGREES IN THE GREAT LAKES REGION TWO WEEKS INTO OCTOBER
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F.E.A.R's biggest missed opportunity was not turning those games into a series of X-Files SWAT operations instead of trying to build an epic Halo trilogy around a ghost girl that nobody gives a shit about.
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Major @ControlRemedy spoiler (probably) Just want to throw this prediction out there now. Pope at one point speculates that the Hiss and Hedron are resonances on opposite ends of the scale, and finding a balance between them may cancel out both threats simultaneously...1/2
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Jesse has the Hedron/Polaris resonance inside of her to some degree. And through the events of Resonant, we know the Hiss still exists inside Dylan. And the entire plot outside of all the wild paranatural stuff is just these two attempting to reunite. Obvious where this is going
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I have a strong feeling that @remedygames may have quietly been a little annoyed about the community's positive impression of Dr. Darling so they over corrected a little bit lol. Darling being THAT abusive feels somewhat nonsensical and is the weakest plot point for me
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The Bureau, despite being in over their heads, are generally depicted as being mostly competent. It feels kind of baffling that someone as smart as Darling would believe that "training" Dylan in this way would produce a functional human being, let alone some that could LEAD
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So if I purchase a DVD and digitize it, thatโ€™s copyright infringement. But if an AI company buys my book and scans it to train their system, thatโ€™s perfectly fine? Once again, corporations are allowed to play by their own rules. Iโ€™m so sick of the hypocrisy.
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I mean, it's information that will cause me to ignore any opinion on a narrative driven game that you have so there's that
Itโ€™s incredible how much this bothers people Imagine being so unhinged that the way someone enjoys a video game bothers you *that* much lmao
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