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π‘ͺ𝑨𝑳𝑳 𝑴𝑬 𝑱𝑰𝑴 . . .

@TheFirstTorch

Why must everything I touch turn to flame?

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γ…€ 𝗙π—₯𝗒𝗠 π—§π—›π—˜ π—£π—”π—šπ—˜π—¦ 𝗒𝗙 𝗠𝗔π—₯π—©π—˜π—Ÿ π—–π—’π— π—œπ—–π—¦ #𝟭! Is he man? Is he machine? Is he more?
π‘ͺ𝑨𝑳𝑳 𝑴𝑬 𝑱𝑰𝑴 . . . (@TheFirstTorch) profile pictureπ‘ͺ𝑨𝑳𝑳 𝑴𝑬 𝑱𝑰𝑴 . . .@TheFirstTorch3 Mar 2025
γ…€ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 π†πŽπ‹πƒπ„π 𝐀𝐆𝐄 π‡π”πŒπ€π π“πŽπ‘π‚π‡!
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Not a critique, merely a question based on observation. Exercising the mind is an important part of maintaining the self, both literally and metaphorically speaking. I find myself fond of The French Chef and MASH, but I remember a world where audio was the only option.
πšƒπš‘πšŽ πš…πš’πšœπš’πš˜πš— (@OneOfSynthezoid) profile pictureπšƒπš‘πšŽ πš…πš’πšœπš’πš˜πš—@OneOfSynthezoidNov 4
Etymologically speaking, philosophy is linked to wisdom. So there's nothing wrong with that first thing in the morning. I admit... I listen to philosophy podcasts when I'm alone.
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Are we adding philosophy to the morning greeting subroutines now?
πšƒπš‘πšŽ πš…πš’πšœπš’πš˜πš— (@OneOfSynthezoid) profile pictureπšƒπš‘πšŽ πš…πš’πšœπš’πš˜πš—@OneOfSynthezoidNov 4
Even though "here" remains a rather vague concept as long as I don't specify a precise location.
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// Oh I got way too excited for them using Jim I know it’s an adaptation and it’s for the story they’re telling but how do you go from Jim to the MCU version 😭😭😭
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Forgive me my children, for I have failed to bring you salvation from this cold, dark world.
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// I can’t wait for VisionQuest to end with Aaron pulling up on a motorcycle and telling Jocasta to drop those nerds
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Steve is a hero, as much as he may argue that he’s a soldier. He’s always been more. I would say the same of my successor, that fine young man has made The Human Torch a name beloved by millions. Me? I’m who they call in when heroes won’t be enough to get the job done.
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// I was never expect a proper Hammond adaptation for the MCU so with that in mind I don’t dislike what we have. . . . Spoilers/Theory . . . . . . With Steve coming back, Namor established, and Bucky prominent, I’m hopeful we get Invaders with JIM, or even a nod to it
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Do you know what happens when you set a god on fire? The same thing that happens to everything else.
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Whittling a piece of wood into the shape of Mellisuga helenae. The beak and wings require precision.
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I’m afraid you’ll find Steve was the only one of us with any reservations about the taking of life. I do not enjoy the act in most cases, but I recognize the objective math than one less human today may result in many more lives saved tomorrow.
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People are funny. Not ha-ha funny, funny strange.
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π‘ͺ𝑨𝑳𝑳 𝑴𝑬 𝑱𝑰𝑴 . . . retweeted
π—›π™π™ˆπ˜Όπ™‰ π—§π™Šπ™π˜Ύπ™ƒ (@NatureOfFire) profile picture
π—›π™π™ˆπ˜Όπ™‰ π—§π™Šπ™π˜Ύπ™ƒ@NatureOfFireSep 26
Chilly.xn--6ii now that jim hammond is appearing in visionquest , it’s worth remembering that the human torch is a legacy character jim was the og human torch , first appearing in marvel comics #1. johnny grew up reading his comics , which is where he got the name
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β€œThe elements marshal their infinite might at my beckoning! Power seethes in the roiling clouds! Now, at my command --Β STRIKE!” Ororo Munroe/Storm Marvel RP SingleshipsChem Heterosexual (N)SFW 18+ DMs are open for plot and allowed lewd Spread the word with a ❀+ πŸ” please!
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It is a beautiful day, isn’t it?
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// No way it took to VisionQuest for them to loop back to Jim existing in the MCU
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π‘ͺ𝑨𝑳𝑳 𝑴𝑬 𝑱𝑰𝑴 . . . retweeted
πšƒπš‘πšŽ πš…πš’πšœπš’πš˜πš— (@OneOfSynthezoid) profile picture
πšƒπš‘πšŽ πš…πš’πšœπš’πš˜πš—@OneOfSynthezoidFeb 4
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͏ ͏ I 𝙬𝙀π™ͺ𝙑𝙙 have a 𝙽𝙰𝙼𝙴. ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏
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Eternals are flesh that mimic machines, I am a machine that mimics flesh, amusing.
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π‘ͺ𝑨𝑳𝑳 𝑴𝑬 𝑱𝑰𝑴 . . . retweeted
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π’π”ππ…πˆπ‘π„@NipponsSun20 Mar 2025
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⠀⠀❝ 𝘠𝘰𝘢 𝘧𝘒𝘀𝘦 𝑺𝑼𝑡𝑭𝑰𝑹𝑬. 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑨𝑻𝑢𝑴𝑰π‘ͺ 𝑺𝑨𝑴𝑼𝑹𝑨𝑰! ❞
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Synthetic heart and synthetic blood surrounded by synthetic skin and synthetic bones. A synthetic brain with synthetic thoughts and synthetic feelings. Maybe, then, he has a synthetic soul?
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