LA face with an Okla booty. PLEASE STOP LISTENING TO MY PODCAST- Obnoxious Valid Points- available on all platforms

Los Angeles, CA
Joined February 2009
I'll never work for a business that doesn't take their softball team seriously.
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Only one man can save the program.
BREAKING: Baylor has fired head football coach Dave Aranda, @PeteNakos reports. on3.com/news/dave-aranda-fir…
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loggin tf on
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This is why I stay at Hampton Inn. They get me.
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UPDATE: Our plan to stripe out TDECU Stadium has officially reached Houston Facebook. Coog fans are threatening to attend their home game this weekend. 💀
🟠 Stripe Out ⚪️ Cowboy Nation, we’re striping out TDECU Stadium this weekend in Houston. Check the map, find your section, and wear the right color. Let’s turn Houston orange and white.
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If you hate Israel more than you love America, you’re not a patriot. You’re a liability.
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Nobody likes it when you steal a joke.
🚨 #BREAKING: Man builds Flock-like license plate readers to only track police cars — cops show up to his door to interrogate him due to privacy violations.
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Coach Ditka is survived by his wife, Ricky Williams.
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To the person who hit my car at 156 North Gower around 1215 today, I will find you, my family's political connections may not help me in the Comedy world but they do give me access to people with very particular sets of skill. I'll just say Gower has a lot of cameras.
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need to see this on a house deck
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There’s a new generation of girls who have never been bullied by Joan Rivers and that’s unfortunate.
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Mitch McConnell is OUR guest picker for ESPN’s College Gameday this weekend in Oxford, MS!
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Learning from other cultures is important.
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I will be at the Oklahoma State football game Saturday
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I kind of like how Sydney Sweeney just says fuck it and will do ads.
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The thing about trolls...they still live under the bridge.
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Good morning, happy Friday and Go Pokes!
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My debut stand-up album RAN THROUGH is available now on digital and vinyl at the link in my profile!
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Them Flock cameras can do everything BUT track a damn missing person can’t it?
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Obsession, it’s not just a fragrance
If I ever get to meet, AOC, I’m gonna ask her for a margarita on the rocks. Because honestly, that’s the only thing she’s qualified to do.
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