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I’m The Geoff Man (pronounced like Joffrey from Game of Thrones). I love pizza, dogs, swimming, movies and The Cape Bods.

Brooklyn, NY
Joined March 2009
Reese's Pieces have no chocolate in them. The peanuts had their oil pressed out and a cheaper fat put back in. Sugar is first, then partially defatted peanuts, then hydrogenated palm kernel and soybean oil, then corn syrup solids. Everything after that is 2% or less, and it's the dyes, the glaze, some vanillin and a little milk. There's no cocoa anywhere. Partially defatted just means the peanuts went through a press. The peanut oil comes out one side and gets sold as peanut oil. What's left is a dry peanut flour, and that's what the center is made from, because flour holds a shape in a panning drum and doesn't go rancid. Then they put fat back in, and the fat they picked is hydrogenated palm kernel oil, which is solid at room temperature and costs less than peanut oil. You can see the swap on the panel. 38 pieces have 6 g of fat and all 6 are saturated. Peanut oil is mostly unsaturated, so that number isn't the peanut. The shell is sugar with 4 dyes and a coat of shellac.
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What the actual fuck have I just read
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I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom
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Low-frequency electromagnetic fields can degrade collagen, weaken tendons, and cause soft-tissue damage at levels regulators call "safe." We have a real world case study proving this: An NFL team whose practice facility sits next to a massive electrical substation. THREAD 🧵 peteranthonycowan.substack.c…
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This actually isn't the worst I've seen. I read last year about an app used to assign shifts to nurses and other healthcare professionals, which draws their credit score data from Experian, and then uses that to calculate how much to offer per shift. Essentially, the lower the credit score, the more desperate to make money the nurse is deemed, and the lower the pay they are offered. I mean it is one thing to do this gamified capitalism bullshit to delivery drivers and Ubers, but it is another thing entirely to turn payment for lifesaving healthcare professionals into the Hunger Games. And once I understood that capitalism has no safety rails and no adults in the room, and the animating philosophy of the rich white men behind it has not changed one single bit since they used to farm free labour and call human beings "property", I abandoned the idea of negotiating with it or reforming it. It really is just a stupid system invented by white men who would happily turn off the sun if doing so would boost their Q3 EBITDA 15%.
holy fucking shit
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The ability to buy lots of goods cheaply and therefore feel rich has been key to pacifying the American people so I think it is a very interesting experiment to take that away! We will find out whether Americans prefer to do strenuous manufacturing or sit at home in cheap luxury!
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I’m not sure which C word is worse, cinematic or content.
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This glorious son of a bitch right here. You probably don’t know his name but you do know he’s been making everything he appears in better since forever.
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Trap (2024) directed by M. Night Shyamalan
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would give anything to hear tim robinson recite the rfk bear story so here’s some verbatim quotes as i think you should leave characters
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When you watch too much of The Bear in one sitting. Featuring @halliekhaas and @colbyjsmith. #TheBear #TheBearFX #thebears3 #Hulu @hulu @TheBearFX
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Whoever hosts the Oscars next year, they gotta come out and deliver the opening monologue while wearing a Dune stillsuit.
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Biden’s face at seeing Marjorie Taylor Greene is killing me
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Call me Paul cuz I’m about to eat Atreides cookies
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There was a point when a person's entire diet could be Ninja Turtles themed.
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i’ve never been more thankful for my yacht
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The E in Chuck E. Cheese? Stands for “Entanglements!”
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We're driving with the driving crooner, baby‼️ #AllGrit | #TBvsDET
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