@TheMMAlien

Lifelong Fan of Martial Arts & Comedy • Creator of Content • Funny Sometimes • Food

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Joined July 2023
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Me: “That 1000mg gummie wasn’t shit.” *10 minutes later*
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🚨 RUMOUR 🚨 Islam Makhachev has hinted that he will be fighting Neil Magny in February to stay active. This will allow enough time for the winner of Prates & Morales to heal properly and be medically cleared to face him at the end of 2027.
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The Banh Mi Bandit strikes again.
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@TheMMAlien7h
Might get a banh mi for lunch. Watch this space.
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Might get a banh mi for lunch. Watch this space.
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I’m starting to see what Islam Makhachev is saying. We need a clear cut #1 contender, and unfortunately, Prates & Morales will just never be this good.
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What’s funny about this is Prates and Morales will fight each other in January and then Islam will expect whoever wins that fight to make a 4 month turnaround to fight him when he’s finally ready lol.
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@TheMMAlienOct 25
Part of me really wants to be a fan of Islam Makhachev. But it’s hard to be a fan of a champion who only wants to fight once every 12 months.
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"Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation"
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Part of me really wants to be a fan of Islam Makhachev. But it’s hard to be a fan of a champion who only wants to fight once every 12 months.
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Conner Burks
@connerburksOct 24
Me in my living room watching Alexander The Great defend his belt #UFC333
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Ok, now that that’s over with, can we talk about WHY TF WE’RE DOING AN INTERIM WELTERWEIGHT BELT?!?! #UFC336
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ALEX VOLKANOVSKI IS THE GOAT. ARGUE WITH THE WALL. LEGEND!!! #UFC333
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@TheMMAlienOct 24
WE have reached #UFC333 WE are going to witness Alex Volkanovski BEAT Movsar Evloev. And WE are going to enjoy it. Prelim gang, where tf you at?
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“Give me Song Yadong, give me King Kong.” BARS 🔥 #UFC333
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Man…that was just a beautiful fight. Surely Petr wins tho right? #UFC333
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I need to take a number 3 and Merab vs Petr just isn’t the fight to step away from #UFC333
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Lone’er Kavanagh!!! BEAST. #UFC333
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DOMINIC REYES!!!!!! #UFC333
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The Russians hate him. Thank you for your service Grant Dawson 🫡 #UFC333
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My official prediction for the co-main event is Petr Yan to win via TKO. You’d be crazy to think Merab has no chance. But it just feels like Petr has his number. And Merabs nose is so sketchy. #UFC333
Kalshi Sports
@KalshiSportsOct 24
Most Likely Outcomes in Merab vs Yan, via Kalshi: 39% — Yan by Decision 32% — Merab by Decision 18% — Yan by KO/TKO/DQ 7% — Merab by KO/TKO/DQ 5% — Merab by Submission 3% — Yan by Submission How does this one end?
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You’d think jabs were a Chechen delicacy the way Abubakar Vagaev has been eating them for 10 minutes straight. #UFC333
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Daniel Santos gets it done on the score cards. I had him winning rounds 2 & 3. Too much showboating from Bolaji Oki. #UFC333
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Them boys were throwing some bombs. Kody Steele stayed patient with it and got our first finish of the night tho 🔥 #UFC333
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