I’m sorry, but I just can’t stand it anymore. This massive, outrageous, pork-filled Congressional spending bill is a disgusting abomination. Shame on those who voted for it: you know you did wrong. You know it.

You have two choices: "I'm a mortal fleshy meatbag evolved from monkeys and my life is pointless doom scrolling" "I'm an immortal multi-dimensional god incarnated into a human avatar made of advanced nanotech here to un-fuck this world" Pick one