Mustache Mike

A customer asked me if my beard was fake.. I said yeah dude, I put a fake beard on everyday before work. Everyone around him just laughed so hard.

Been warning all of the normies that this weekend is The invasion of the Chads and Brads otherwise known as @SMUFB at @TCUFootball and that it would be best to stay home and avoid the super bro chill fest

The term "perfect storm" was coined after scientists realized it described the weather when Mr. Perfect Curt Hennig went on vacation. #wwf #wwe #WWEPayback

Mr. Perfect Curt Hennig once entered a cooking competition and won by simply showing up. His presence made all dishes perfect. #perfect #wwf #wwe

Deep prayers and sadness for all of the souls that you snitched on to avoid jail time.

#ShareFactoryStudio #PS5Share

#ShareFactoryStudio #PS5Share

What a pervert cbsnews.com/texas/news/bisho…

This game is dogshit #MW2 #season2 #callofduty youtu.be/S5-8Qfa8XwI

#mw2 #PS4share #callofduty youtu.be/Nc-IMxh7pjo

Cry Eagles Cry!!!!!!!!!!

It's taken me about 26 years to admit that the Nintendo 64 controller was terrible.

Getting worried that @DrDisrespect was correct about the @dallascowboys @49ers game.

Hey guy in the 1996 Camero, I'm not trying to race you on I-30. I'm trying to get home, smoke weed, and eat some pizza and watch some Attitude Era wrestling.

There has been a gallon of whole milk across the street in my neighbors curb/gutter just sitting there for like 48 hours. Decided I was going to run it over tonight and it was oddly satisfying.

I'm low key excited to go to @ChuckECheese on Monday with my family. Just sayin

Survivor Series 1987, that's what today is all about. #NeverForget @WWE

Kinda funny.