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Husband, father, son, Karate Purple-Tip, fiscally conservative. DMs are $5 #SaveMinneapolis

Minneapolis, MN
Joined April 2020
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Closed. Most popular night club in University of Minnesota college town.
Patrick Stewart has sadly passed away at the age of 86.
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Some ugly shit going down here, perhaps up to and including direct coordination between Frey’s people and Trump’s people to “take down” Ilhan Omar.
Source familiar pushing back on this story:
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Found out what happened to SoupForMyFam
Replying to @HalfwayPost
JD Vance's staff are also asking for the person who has been anonymously mailing Vance's office weekly a new, 6-ft original painting of JD Vance naked and glistening with sweat while having sex in awkward poses with various pieces of furniture to "please, please, please stop."
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That moment when you have to tell your kid the Flintstones died before Christ’s sacrifice and cannot enter God’s kingdom
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Does Brittany not understand that to most Americans a Motel 6 is a very nice and fancy dwelling?
Obama’s Oval Office looked like the lobby of a Motel 6.
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Closed. Most popular night club in University of Minnesota college town.
Last Ditch, also known as the "COVID-conscious Western Massachusetts lesbian bar," is closing effective immediately.
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Even the politicians in rural Minnesota are getting transed
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The liquor store was out of Hamms 30 racks #theliquorstorewasoutofHamms30racks
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The pedophile protection party’s president is laundering right-wing conspiracy theories through the most corrupt DOJ in American history. Whenever the news turns bad, this creep reaches for one name: mine. So let’s make it crystal clear. My name has always been Ilhan Omar. Maybe you should focus on what your VP’s real name is.
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Closed. Most popular night club in University of Minnesota college town.
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This is one of the last remaining businesses in Minneapolis’s once vibrant North Loop neighborhood, btw.
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I ate something similar religiously as a kid, but with tortillas and my mom found this like pizza sauce squeeze bottle for the sauce
Straight tomato paste is crazy you’re gonna have 8 year olds asking to bum a prilosec
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acab includes women dressing up as sexy cops for halloween
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You won’t in a million years guess who the original photo is
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Closed. Most popular night club in University of Minnesota college town.
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Tonight, we received a suspicious letter from DSA HQ. Everyone is safe, and the matter is being investigated by the U.S. Postal Inspection Service and the FBI. This follows a string of similar letters sent by the DSA to all Israeli assets in Congress. Why would DSA do this?
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Thank you to everyone who stood with me over the years. It’s been a scary journey but I have always been grounded in my work and ability to provide exemplary service to my constituents. Trump and his administration have been after me since I arrived in Congress. I have always stood up to him and that will never change. The pedophile protector will never silence me.
BREAKING WaPo: Trump officials scrutinized Rep. Ilhan Omar in 2019. They didn't find citizenship issues. 
The earlier review of Omar's immigration records looked at many of the same issues being investigated now. washingtonpost.com/national-…
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Closed. Most popular night club in University of Minnesota college town.
Many may not realize how historic this is, marking the first time the general public has been allowed to sit on the Nicollet Mall since 2015, before it was paved over for the Superbowl and became a vapid wasteland for corporate events. This is the same section in October 2005:
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For sale: mechanical bird, not for sale
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This is driving me crazy because I haven’t seen a single person mention that this is the plot of Pretty Woman.
This whole Kelly Clarkson controversy with Brooklyn toy store Art of Play is over this 15k bird automaton 🕊️🫠
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