Leader of The Lost Boys - Parody Account

Santa Carla, CA
Joined May 2021
Oh come on, who did this!? WHO DID THIS!?
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When you ask your girlfriend if she attended the Halloween party without you dressed as a slutty nurse and she tells you “Not to my knowledge”.
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Mississippi legalizes murdering all shoplifters. 🙌🏻
Bodycam video verified by CBS News shows the moments before a Mississippi police officer shot and killed a 1-year-old boy in a Walmart parking lot in June.
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Italy unleashed the water cannon on commies!🇮🇹
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The key demographic for injectable testosterone.
JUST IN: Hims launches injectable & oral testosterone replacement therapy, targeting a U.S. market where the company estimates nearly 20 million men suffer from low testosterone.
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White people: *literally create the first flying car* Black people:
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Ask me how I knew the iPhones were counterfeit.
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This should be every African across all of Europe.
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“Vivek is a piece of shid? Wow, I didn’t know that in 2024. You’re telling me now for the first time!”
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🚨Illegal Aliens from Mexico attempting to cross illegally into the U.S. on the California coast capsized and were attacked by sharks.
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“Bro, wait, I want better school conditions too!!!”
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This would be the first person against the wall in a serious country. No trial and we’d livestream it.
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You pay for their food, housing and children so they can afford to scoot around Disney World.
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They have never been here, yet I have way more in common with them than Vivek Ramaswamy…
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Do we really need eleventy million more of these?
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Black people and the Pennsylvania NAACP are whining about a man’s Halloween decorations. When asked to take them down, he said “Nope”.
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When she says “Go back to your country, bitch!”
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I just cast my ballot for James Talarico. As a second-generation Indian American, I am thoroughly disgusted by the xenophobia, racial resentment, and increasingly brazen attacks on my identity. My family has contributed to the American story through hard work, sacrifice, and an unwavering belief in the opportunities this nation promises. I am every bit as American as anyone else, and I will not tolerate being treated as a perpetual foreigner in the country I call home. I implore every eligible Texan to get out and vote. This election is about the kind of state and country we are prepared to defend—and the principles we refuse to surrender. @TeamTalaricoHQ @texasdemocrats
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You can either have a country or let women vote. You can’t have both.
JUST IN: Paris boutique owner pledges continued support for the "student movement" after her shop's windows were smashed & items were looted.
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Let the soothing sounds of Enya lull you to sleep.
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“If you care more about property than people…”
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