Replying to @EssBarraclough
“Son, I didn’t understand a word you just said”
Stupid computer thing I couldn’t fix, and had to hire a young guy who sorted it in minutes. He also said: ‘I really recommend you install a niece or similar somewhere nearby: that’s what most of my old clients do.’
Replying to @MichaelRosenYes
Smashed up with a hammer: better than fireworks!
Back in the 70s, my mum would make ‘bang toffee’ for Bonfire Night. Was this a northern thing (they were from Huddersfield/ Bradford/Manchester area), or a weird family made up thing? No one left to ask now…
Replying to @NicholasTyrone
Yeah, South Londoners hate ceremonial sword-holders almost as much as North Londoners
Back from giving a talk in Denmark where a group of local volunteer peeps get funded by the govt to promote small scale cultural events in public libraries. Imagine! Crazy Danes!
Hooch and Misogyny at a Gentlemen’s Guesthouse was the initial title for Boris Johnson’s memoir
The Empusium review: ‘hooch and misogyny at a gentlemen’s guesthouse’
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Roger Luckhurst retweeted
Investigating haunted houses with The Ghost Club - @TheProfRog - ft.com/content/8986be33-be1b… via @ft
Thanks to the lovely folk @unbounders, who sent me an emergency Halloween care package this week!
Now I can’t use my work office at all, my last teaching prep is done in cafes — this has its pluses and minuses, often arriving in the same slice












