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Austin Carmichael

@TheRealJakeKoch

thoughts, dreams, plots and my schemes

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Joined May 2011
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Ben Bradley@BenBradleyTVJan 19
The lead story on LA news tonight will still be a car chase.
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claire de lune
@ClaireMPLSJan 19
why the hell would you run it there
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We didn’t need him @DanBarreiroKFAN
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@TheRealMrACLJan 4
The Vikings went with JJ McCarthy over Sam Darnold.
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The Mecca
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Kyrie🤞🏾
@KyrieIrving22 Dec 2025
Happy World 🏀Day
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Rob Perez
@WorldWideWob21 Dec 2025
This was a great listen. Two and a half minutes on the art of shit-talking from one of the best to do it. “I crossed the line tonight”, as he walks off. A+.
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@DNVR_Nuggets21 Dec 2025
Kevin Durant responds to Bruce Brown’s comments: “It’s part of the game. Some people can talk and play. Some people can’t.” Full response 👇
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Heard she hooking out west like Kareem did
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Funniest shit about this is the ref ain’t even T Bane up at first. He was just like yup you’re right Orlando ball. Tony Brothers crazy as hell.
Teg🚨 (@IQfor3) profile pictureTeg🚨
@IQfor37 Dec 2025
He ain’t even have to save the ball he just wanted to hit OG
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Dave McMenamin
@mcten8 Dec 2025
LeBron James has been playing the Sixers since today’s throwbacks were the new jawns.
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Ashtyn Butuso@lil_buts8 Dec 2025
I'm on Notre Dame's side
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Together?
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@YahooSports1 Dec 2025
ESPN announced that Dick Vitale and Charles Barkley will call two NCAA hoops games this season 🎤 🏀 Dec. 13: Indiana vs. Kentucky 🏀 March ’26: NCAA tournament First Four matchup
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Mina Kimes
@minakimes1 Dec 2025
…I find myself rooting for a Commanders touchdown solely bc I want to hear Cris yell Mariota’s name with the lil flourish
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Qadi
@Bigqadi25 Nov 2025
He’s from Jersey
Hoops (@Hoopss) profile pictureHoops
@Hoopss25 Nov 2025
Is Kyrie Muslim & Christian?
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maha@mahaaaay26 Nov 2025
people that have been to japan love telling you they’ve been to japan
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Ready for the Clipse x @tylerthecreator album
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Allison Audrey@allisonaudrey15 Nov 2025
When do we start packing for Vegas
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Flanders next year @JLUDEOBV @Riley_Myrl
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Told her I’m big like Bieber she ain’t believe me
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MLB
@MLB30 Oct 2025
Clayton Kershaw says goodbye to Dodger Stadium 🥹
Clayton Kershaw waves to the crowd as he walks off the field for the final time at Dodger Stadium. He wears a blue Dodgers sweatshirt.

ALT Clayton Kershaw waves to the crowd as he walks off the field for the final time at Dodger Stadium. He wears a blue Dodgers sweatshirt.

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