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@TheRealKatPat

still listens to gangnam style unironically. Big Brother stan. kerrygold lover.

 New Jersey, USA
Joined September 2009
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guys who wore white tuxes to prom are finishing their probation sentences this year
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sorry I didn’t love Ezra’s dance #dwts Carrie Ann you will pay for your crimes to Amber
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me outside the lisa barlow concert when the surprise song is away in a manger
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Grace Periodt is a really pretty drag name
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Sharia Law is a really pretty drag name
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just got an ad that said “hey girl, you think you’re autistic?” OKAY
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I’m paying mind
e l l e a l i a | in my titans curse era✨ (@ellealia3) profile picturee l l e a l i a | in my titans curse era✨@ellealia3Nov 5
the hat 💙⭐️ IKTR
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thank god utah allows people with criminal convictions to vote once released from prison! JEN SHAH IS PART OF THE BLUE TSUNAMI!
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AND UNPLUG THEM MUTHAFUCKING DATA CENTERS ON YA WAY OUT
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How we all feelin rn
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Tears in my eyes bro like😭😭😭😭
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it's like a zip sauce
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It feels like 12:54😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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the chronically online you have to be to understand this #dwts
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fibula
Pop Crave (@PopCrave) profile picturePop Crave
@PopCraveOct 27
PEOPLE teases the Sexiest Man Alive 2026. Who do you think it is?
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asking ChatGPT to rate attractiveness is peak goofy behavior
Murray Hill Guy (@MurrayHillGuy1) profile pictureMurray Hill Guy
@MurrayHillGuy1Oct 23
Love Is Blind perfectly sums up modern dating. You’ve got 5s rejecting 7.5–8s because they genuinely believe they deserve better. Dating apps/unlimited male attention have absolutely fried people’s perception of their own market value. Hoeflation is at the worst it’s ever been.
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upstate NY-maxxing
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My team this season!!!! #RHOSLC
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I’m too old to be wondering if hamzah really got married
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perhaps a very unpopular opinion but my child has days where she eats just as much food as this (although it’s more like shrimp, broccoli, and rice)
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@darlingstrawbieOct 15
her 1 year old’s lunch fills 2 plates. this is child abuse. someone go help that poor baby…
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‘Big Brother 8’ star Amber Siyavus has died at 46.
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